F**K Valentines Day

February 15th, 2009 in Love by The Undresser2 Comments

Tweet Back in highschool, my uncle used to tell me, only have a girl inbetween major holidays. Make sure you are uncommitted on Christmas, Sweetest Day, Valentines Day, and another other “buy me something” holiday. One of the major reasons I choose to mess with girls that have boyfriends (or a significant other) is because when these “cake” days roll [...]

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#RealFriendsDont keep all the condoms for themselves. You want to be god father or a good friend?!
If there are two men and one woman, it's not a threesome, it's a busto.
@lilioohpyt no he doesn't, lol. i've slept with girls who dont know my real name....who are you going to put on the birth certificate?
#SideChickVdayGift her gift is knowing that your main chick thinks that she's the only one.
@ESPN_FirstTake switch to 4 ppl, Eric Mangini, Skip, John Legend, and Stephen A. Smith
RT @RealJoeOcasio: im going to miss eric mangini on @ESPN_FirstTake , hes the only 1 who really knows what hes talking bout, and just sa ...
@ESPN_FirstTake why must you drive me crazy by having Rob Parker on this show? @realskipbayless and Eric Mangini are enough.
What is it about birth control that makes all you girls that keep getting fucked raw NOT GET ON IT??!!
@TrueDepth I'm trying to tell my little brother, get one girl, date her...DO NOT FUCK HER.
#ThoughtsWheniLookInTheMirror I hope I don't go bald in the next 5 years.

F**K Valentines Day

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