uH Note: Therapist and I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how it feels to mess with a woman who has the ability to squirt. Thankfully, my new Chicago associate is well gifted (you know who you are). She’s a pretty good writer and I knew she’d tell the truth, so I offered her the chance to write about her experiences with me. After making me wait months for her point of view, she finally sent it to me. Well, here we go:
I met [theUNDRESSER] back in the Summer of 2007. Light-skin dudes do very little for me but I liked the game he had about himself. We talked for awhile about everything from kids to college, and I told him that I was a Psychology major and that’s how I got the name Therapist.


