Kyla Is Back; The Recasting
Tweet Women come and go, it’s inevitable. I get tired of them, they get tired of me, or they find a man who delivers those magical words, “I want you to be mine.” 75% of the time, the man they choose to stop dealing with me for turns out to be a liar, cheater, abuser, or something worst. Of course [...]
The Punany Poets Pt. 2
Tweet We’re back in the room. I’m in the bathroom with a magazine, trying to drop a pound or two. She’s laying on the bed, half naked, listening to her ipod. I come out, wash my hands, and lay on the bed for a while to let everything settle. I cut off the tv, all but one light, and give [...]
No Head, No Service
Tweet Let’s rewind back to May 5, 2009, when I blogged about her on What’s The Real Reason I Can’t Hit?. I assumed we were done after that, but unsurprisingly, I got an text message from T yesterday. She was on that same ol’ stupid female crap, but I let them come back when they realize the grass isn’t ALWAYS [...]
What’s The Real Reason I Can’t Hit?
Tweet First she said it’s because she can’t have me to myself, then she said it’s because we don’t go out, then she said it’s because I fuck so many other girls. Which one is it shortie? I bypassed the long paragraphs and just put the phone on speaker phone….. This text will be replaced To the haters and doubters, [...]
The Texting Scandal
Tweet I found out my main girl responded to a text a girl named T sent to my phone earlier today. That’s a NO NO. T said something like ” i miss you sexy daddy”, then my main was like……”i dont miss you so it doesnt matter”. T, who knows I don’t respond like that, so she sent me a [...]



