All In The Family
Tweet “I’m so ambitious, I might hit two sisters” – Skateboard P Two sisters at the same time is disgusting. It’s immoral, it’s incestuous, it’s just plain nasty. But two sisters, at different times, is just ’98 Jerry Springer, it’s an episode of Cheaters, it’s like hitting friends. Call it a sick fantasy, but I needed these two, just for [...]
From Her Perspective: Jabs
Tweet uh NOTE: So I get a text from Jabs today telling me to go check my email. I was pretty surprised to see an email for a blog post on her behalf. It was, interesting to say the least. I use to think that I would never meet anyone who could match my sex drive, that I would be [...]
Petite Passion
Tweet (some 18 yr old from last year) It’s no secret I like women with meat on their bones. I’ve never really been the one to chase after the size 2 walking by me in Macy’s. Maybe it’s because I love D cups and plenty of ass or I was plagued by the theory that skinny girls can’t take …… [...]
What’s The Real Reason I Can’t Hit?
Tweet First she said it’s because she can’t have me to myself, then she said it’s because we don’t go out, then she said it’s because I fuck so many other girls. Which one is it shortie? I bypassed the long paragraphs and just put the phone on speaker phone….. This text will be replaced To the haters and doubters, [...]
2 For 1: The Recycled Room
Tweet Trifling? Maybe. Nasty? Possibly. Economical? Exactly. Forget what you thought, it’s a recession and I’m not spending any more money than I need to. What else is a man supposed to do when you have 2 girls who are absolutely ready to “take care” of you? Just see one? Ha. That wouldn’t be fair to one of the girls. [...]
The Hairstylist
Tweet Pretty Smile, Thick, and Freaky. No Kids, Charger Girl, Lives Alone and did I say….FREAKY. I’m in good company when I’m around T, she takes care of me, but she’s one of the girls who will never fully accept that she’s not the only girl. She calls me “Sexi Daddy,” she acts like my dick is her life line, [...]
The Ex Files: The Mrs
Tweet My bestfriend thinks she’s crazy. My main thinks she’s crazy. Doo Wop thinks she’s crazy. My grandma thinks she’s gorgeous. My mother thinks she’s too tiny. My little brother LOVES her. Kev told me to marry her. Rod said marry her. Neil told me marry her. Her boyfriend told me to leave her alone. Related Posts:2 For 1: The [...]



