Access Denied: Leotard
Tweet I like to refer to leotards as APD’s, Anti-Pussy Devices. Other APD’s includes grandma panties, multiple layers of clothing, maxi pads/tampons, and other items all designed to make your journey to the box, greater than it should be. Little did I know a leotard, knee high boots, and several layers of shirts would all lead to my blue balls, [...]



