Who’s The Boss?
Tweet “Right now I work for you, but tonight, you’ll work for me” It’s been planned out for a week; “I can’t wait until Monday,” she said in her text messages while I sat one room away acting like I was working. Lunch dates on the low, movies after work…dating secretly as we tried to hide our dealings with one [...]
Mattresses, Tables, and Chairs.
Tweet “I turn automobiles into hotels on wheels / I got money for a room it’s just the fact that I’m trill” – Jay-Z. She’s tugging on my belt; I’m trying to tell her, “ma wait.” She moans softly in her sexiest voice, “I want it now.” She quotes Trey Songz, “how ’bout we just pull over and do it [...]
Cry Me A River
Tweet Remember when Yvette was fed up with Jody in Baby Boy? He laid her ass down, gave her some strong dick, and all was well. This works; temporarily. Every dude who has ever seen his significant other shed a tear about him (rather she had a good reason to or not) knows that. This time, it worked, but it [...]
My Neighbor Surfed A Tsunami
Tweet It was a dark and stormy night…sike, it was absolutely gorgeous afternoon in Metro-Detroit. Birds were chirping, pit bulls weren’t biting anyone, and I couldn’t see anyone being robbed. The normal hoodrats downsized to mere mice. The homeless people at the gas station got a hold of some soap, nobody tried to sell me any “cd’s and movies”, and [...]
Lucky Number Seven
Tweet Her name is K. She’s yellow, she’s thick, and her checking account is healthy. She has way too many tattoos and her real shoulder length hair is covered up by a wig that I hate. She knows of me through this blog, talked to me on facebook, ran game on me over the phone, and met me in the [...]
Just What I Needed
Tweet In my opinion, women come in two good sexual types: proactive and reactive. Proactive women show up at your house naked in a jacket and some heels and tell you to give it to them on the spot (see Bumble Bee). Reactive women will do almost anything you ask, the problem is…you have to ask. If you’re a man [...]
Sexy Chocolate Pt. 2 – Follow Me
Tweet Her agonistic attitude is somehow responsible for my sexual arousal. She’s witty and facetious, attractive, and almost flawlessly thick. However, everything becomes a matter of dispute when we converse, which becomes rather annoying when I’m usually right to begin with. Perhaps she has an evil plan to annoy me as much as possible so that my strokes are just [...]
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