There Is No Duplicate

January 13th, 2011 in Life by 29 Comments

Tweet “Missing her in the shower…real hair wet and she doesn’t give a fuck…getting down on her knees….lifting me up on my tippy toes…straight to the bed without drying off….” “You know that feeling you get when you’re broke and you find money in your pants pocket…that’s how I feel about you everytime I see you.” I don’t need to [...]

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Dried Out: She Wasn’t Ready For A Threesome

October 13th, 2010 in Lust by 29 Comments

Tweet A box of assorted Trojan Magnums. Oscar Meyer Pizza Lunchable. Gatorade G2. King Suite at the Red Roof inn. Yankees Winning. The Undresser. Fantasia. A girl who doens’t tell me no. A box dryer than the Sahara desert. Fake Lesbian. Running Out Of Oatmeal Raisin Cookies. Related Posts:Mattresses, Tables, and Chairs.Her, Her, and MeThe Last 3 NightsAnytime, Anyplace: Underwater [...]

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Dude, YOUR DAUGHTER IS NOT SPECIAL!!

January 28th, 2010 in Life by 26 Comments

Tweet I know every father out there with a daughter in the age range 16-25, would love to believe his little princess is just as innocent as the day he held her fresh out of the womb, but NEWS FLASH JOE, SHE ISN’T. She’s as freaky as the woman you created her with. All this is brought upon by the [...]

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Daddy’s Little Girl

February 17th, 2009 in Life by 10 Comments

Tweet No disrespect to any of the wonderful ladies out in the world that were raised by good mothers without a father or male role model in the home, but this one isn’t about you. I honestly believe women that grew up in a 2 parent household, where there was TRUE love and mutual respect, are better life long partners. [...]

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Daddy's Little Girl

February 17th, 2009 in Life by 10 Comments

Tweet No disrespect to any of the wonderful ladies out in the world that were raised by good mothers without a father or male role model in the home, but this one isn’t about you. I honestly believe women that grew up in a 2 parent household, where there was TRUE love and mutual respect, are better life long partners. [...]

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