My Neighbor Surfed A Tsunami
Tweet It was a dark and stormy night…sike, it was absolutely gorgeous afternoon in Metro-Detroit. Birds were chirping, pit bulls weren’t biting anyone, and I couldn’t see anyone being robbed. The normal hoodrats downsized to mere mice. The homeless people at the gas station got a hold of some soap, nobody tried to sell me any “cd’s and movies”, and [...]
I’m Going Back To China
Tweet GREEN LIGHT. I search for some food, but there’s nothing but some sugar cookies. I meet her on the couch where she is cuddled up with her macbook; facebooking and yahoo’ing herself into a slow insanity. I take the macbook from her lap, close it, and sit it on the coffee table. Let’s go. She removes her stockings. Removes [...]
I'm Going Back To China
Tweet GREEN LIGHT. I search for some food, but there’s nothing but some sugar cookies. I meet her on the couch where she is cuddled up with her macbook; facebooking and yahoo’ing herself into a slow insanity. I take the macbook from her lap, close it, and sit it on the coffee table. Let’s go. She removes her stockings. Removes [...]
Fan Appreciation: China White
Tweet This fan appreciation thing is getting pretty interesting. At this rate, I can stop driving around so much meeting new women, and just wait for another girl from my area to e-mail me, lol. To date, I’ve met up with 3 girls courtesy of this blog. 1 was feds, one was BUSTED (I’m sorry, but this girl was not [...]



