Top 5 Ways To Be A Courteous Cheater
Tweet 5. Keep Your Dick Clean So you just finished banging out your side piece and you’re headed over your main girl’s house to spend some quality time with her; not so fast. Before you meet up with her, take a shower. Just washing off your dick might seem like an acceptable solution, but any woman with common sense will [...]
Where Is Your Girlfriend? The Return Of Jersey
Tweet Remember when you met the woman that you’re with today? You paraded around with her at restaurants and clubs with such procession. You called her everyday, professing your devotion to making her happy. You held her hand, told her you loved her, and made time for her. You didn’t stop until she became multi-orgasmic; you made love to her [...]
Is it still cheating?
Tweet (Recorded last night before bed, in the fetal position, holding my girlfriend’s picture.) Is it still considered cheating if I didn’t nut? Yea, I know, it’s a stupid question but I figured I’d at least try to get out of this without feeling like crap. I sort of have a girl. Okay not sort of, I do, there I [...]
That Funny Taste In Her Mouth
Tweet These girls nowadays, I tell you. They ain’t worth the $1 thongs they taking off. I met up with this lil’ thick chick that I met a few days earlier at Belle Isle (while I was with another chick….shouts out to “Starburst” on that “girlie” shit). Never really had a phone convo with her or anything, I really just [...]
The Ex Files: The Mrs
Tweet My bestfriend thinks she’s crazy. My main thinks she’s crazy. Doo Wop thinks she’s crazy. My grandma thinks she’s gorgeous. My mother thinks she’s too tiny. My little brother LOVES her. Kev told me to marry her. Rod said marry her. Neil told me marry her. Her boyfriend told me to leave her alone. Related Posts:2 For 1: The [...]
Where Is Your Girlfriend?
Tweet I ran across a girl a blackplanet the other day that I had sex with back in 2007. I remembered her face, but I couldn’t remember her name for anything. Honestly, I still didn’t know it until 2 minutes ago when I look in my “other database” and typed in Flint. Ahh, I feel much better now that I [...]
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