My Neighbor Surfed A Tsunami
Tweet It was a dark and stormy night…sike, it was absolutely gorgeous afternoon in Metro-Detroit. Birds were chirping, pit bulls weren’t biting anyone, and I couldn’t see anyone being robbed. The normal hoodrats downsized to mere mice. The homeless people at the gas station got a hold of some soap, nobody tried to sell me any “cd’s and movies”, and [...]
Reality Check: Waste Of Her Time
Tweet On a recent picture comment run on facebook, I saw a young lady, dressed rather unclad, who’s profile picture did nothing to hide her physical blessings. I clicked her profile picture, saw a few of her pics and I decided to say hello. What came of it was what could have been a severe wound from a verbal sniper, [...]
Male Insecurities: Let Me Down Gently
Tweet I was with a young lady recently at a comedy show and the comedian (if we should even call him that), brought up women who complain about a man’s “manhood” not being large enough. That prompted me to ask her if she had ever told a dude that he didn’t measure up and to my surprise she responded with [...]
Big Hard Booty: Lots of Squats or Injection Shots
Tweet If you go to google and type in “booty injec…”, the auto search term script will make “booty injections detroit” the second thing you see; I wonder why. You’ll find many pages around the web, filled with female from Detroit (or the surrounding suburbs) asking the same thing, “Where can I get booty injections?” I recently met a young [...]
No Head, STILL NO SERVICE
Tweet No Head? Still No Service I don’t know why these women think I’m pressed to get their box. I rather have phone sex with my Chicago lady then sit up with some chick who is talking about she’s not giving me any head. You only get one time to tell me, “I don’t give head to just anybody,” before [...]
Don’t Call Me Over To Fuck, If You Can’t Fuck
Tweet I wasn’t even going to waste my excellent ability to convey my thoughts with words, but I thought this was an important message to deliver to all of you women out there who like to arouse a man with text messages or phone calls, saying how you can’t wait to have him inside of you, but by the time [...]
The Bogus Threesome: Sometimes Two Is Better Than Three
Tweet I have a thing for girls that like girls, although, to some odd degree of hypocrisy on my end, I’ve never been in a relationship or loved a woman who actually enjoyed the same sex. There’s something to be said about men and the standards we look for in a wife and the drop off of those standards when [...]
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