What Do You Think Is Going To Happen?
When I usually write an entry, I’m interested in your responses to what has happened, but this time, I’d like to know what you think will happen. I think I’ve become pretty good in assessing the likelihood of what will happen with any woman I deal with, but this young lady keeps me guessing. We recently came up with a plan to test the waters of our associate-ship, which could ultimately have results that neither of us expected…
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My First “Date” With a White Girl
In March of 2009, I wrote a blog titled, “White Girls, Am I Missing Something?” . Well two years later, not only had I still not engaged in some form of sexual intercourse with a Caucasian woman, but I’ve never even gone out with one…until this past week. As it would turn out, I picked the wrong white woman to meet up for lunch…
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So You’re Having Sex For Lunch?
After finishing up my work on some websites this morning, I found myself strolling down the most recent post on my news feed. As usual, you have folks thanking God for another day, people mad about work/school, people complaining about haters, and all of the typical things you’ll find on an average day. Once I read too many stupid statuses from one person, I simply click the X by their stat, so I no longer have to read what they say. Today, I clicked the X…
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Just What I Needed
In my opinion, women come in two good sexual types: proactive and reactive. Proactive women show up at your house naked in a jacket and some heels and tell you to give it to them on the spot (see Bumble Bee). Reactive women will do almost anything you ask, the problem is…you have to ask. If you’re a man who follows Drake motto, “pussy’s only pussy and I get it when I need it”, then reactive women may be the ladies for you. However, if sometimes you enjoy spontaneous sex like myself, a proactive woman is the only woman who can take you to that next level. I’ve only met 3 or 4 of them in my life, Britt is one of them…
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Enough Is Enough: The Worst Sh*t I’ve Ever Witnessed
This past week, I permanently ceased having contact with Moscato because she called me a nigga in a text message. I blocked and deleted a young lady, who happens to be a very sexually pleasing and bisexual woman, because she asked me to bring her a beer. My behavioral standards are strong; Poitree and Ayrelle can attest. For as many blogs that I’ve written about penetrating different women, I could exceed those by writing about the times I’ve left half naked women where they sat, or laid, because they did something that my brain couldn’t comprehend (like screaming out “o’ God” during sex).
I’ve been in secluded situations with quite a number of females in my day and there is nothing that has ever been as flat out wrong as what I witnessed recently. It was a red light + a stop sign + a pot hole + a state trooper sitting at the corner. I wasn’t even aware that people lived like this…
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Since When Was It Ok to Call Your Son a Nigga?
I know God doesn’t condone the foolishness in my life, but I’m just thankful that he thinks enough of me, and any child that could possibly be co-created by me, that he hasn’t allowed me to impregnate any woman that I would define as a hoodrat. With that said, I’m compelled to detail my recent interaction with a young lady and her friend, neither of whom would I suggest any upstanding brother to waste his time with. Their own behavior was not appauling, well atleast not the woman I was with at the time, but rather the lack of parenting going on by her friend. I feel sorry for the child, for his future seems doomed to successfully support more negative black male stereo-types if someone doesn’t interject; I really mean it.
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A Week In Review…
This is more so of senseless rant, so don’t mind me.
Dumped by… Melo Yellow (think she left me for that dude who is always commenting on her facebook wall, maybe I should hack his page), Freckles (who informed me she is too good to continue to waste her time dealing with me) and re-dumped by Bumble Bee (I don’t deserve her, but I don’t want to let her go).
Thoroughly enjoying time with …..Bubbles (even though she temporarily put weave in to supposedly grow her hair, she still treats me like a King), Slim Goodies (even though she’s not necessarily single, she’s on A-Team status), Smiles (even though she’s sexually retarded, she’s super intelligent and fun to be around), Piggy (love her work ethic, hate that she lives in Ypsi), and Kyla (her sex drive never stops, but she works 100 hours a week).
Re-undressed…Eastside T (who seems to think I STILL have the best stroke in the world; I want to personally thank any of the men she’s slept with for keeping that true for me) and Freckles (coming fresh off the ending of a relationship, we hooked up, then she dumped me again…see above.)
Deleted and Re-deleted…Doo Wop (after I saw her caked up with Iceburg), Connie (she called me a nigga, twice), Paris (she really thought I went over there to watch The Game), and 10 other random women.
Best Pics I received all week…China (showing off her new clit accessory) and my current sexy-cakes Ci-Ci (with her newly installed nipple rings)
Looking forward to…going out with Princess, HER friend (big truck riding) and HER friend (who told me, “you’ll like me better”), and seriously NOT getting any new numbers.
Missing but happy for…Therapist, L’anor, and Moscato.
Best News…Oakland Community Health Center informed me once again that I am STD, STI, HIV/AIDS…FREE. However, my doctor reminded me that I am undoubtedly on a path of sexual self-destruction.
Lessons learned…dummy missions are for dummies, stop being thirsty, girls who you don’t like on the phone…you won’t like in person, sometimes you have to go outside of your comfort zone for a woman who is worth it, NO WOMAN that I actually like is going to be ok with this shit, I never actually need to re-up…I’m just spoiled, and If I can get Slim Goodies and Kyla in a threesome, I’ll never have another one again.
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