How To Ensure You’ll Be Cheated On
Today I came across a good ol’ status that I couldn’t believe. To her defense, she has since stated that she wasn’t done, but I can only reflect on what I saw, lol. And what I saw was this…
When a man cheat’s ladies dnt be so qiuck to run away and bash him to your girlfriends, be a woman and talk to him and see what you are doing to lead him into straying away. #fyi I’m not saying be dumb n keep getting cheated on but be grown abt the situation sometimes #thnkabtit
I’d just like to see what the ladies have to say about this before I….ehhhh. Here’s my response:
Please don’t encourage women to keep thinking that the woman is doing something wrong. Most men cheat, because they want to. They have the opportunity and the options…it’s rarely ever the woman’s fault. If he’s a “man”, he should have told you he was unhappy BEFORE he cheated.
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There is nothing funnier than watching a female gloat, praise, and dick ride her sex partner boyfriend in everyday, in almost every status, as if nothing else matter in her life. Even if the status is about someone else, it’s about how much they hate to see her and her man happy. 3 months later, on that same female’s page, you’ll see, “niggas aint shit,” “i cant believe i put my trust in you,” “fuk u. im single. taking apps.” Silly girls.
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This is dedicated to Bubbles aka Puddles for her recent…squirt-a-thon.
This is just a preview into the private parties I share with my partner
the prolonged periods of paradise, paralyzing her inner parts
see practice makes perfect and I’m a professional, sometimes a paid one
I was programmed to pounce on her parents little princess but I’m not a pervert
even though I keep asking for pictures of her pink on my phone
I don’t play, my physical performance deserves a plaque
I plow through plus sizes and pencil thins with power
using protection because a pregnancy can make you a prisoner
I penetrated her pussy precisely, pushing her pelvis in positions it’s never felt
the more I pound, the more possessive she gets
praising me with profanity, people wonder if they should call the police
she left puddles on the pillow top mattress proving she was pleased
no pauses, she takes the pole properly
the perfect pair perhaps, atleast for the moment
she’s ready to receive her protein prize
pistol in her mouth, waiting patiently to pull the trigger
pow, I shot my future population into her portal
now I can only hope that my penis doesn’t make her psychotic
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So This Is Love?
I came across a status on facebook today that while truthful, made me shake my head…
Ok I know what love is…..ladies when ur man bathes u after u had a nite of drinkin and u threw up everywhere and he cleans it up and feed u and put u to bed….and after all that…look u in ur eyes and says I love u baby now that’s love…..
Now, there’s no arguing that any man that does this either really loves you or is a complete idiot. I’ll tend to agree with the love part. Now that we have gotten that out of the way, let me say that I don’t consume liquor at all, so my opinion is a little biased. I do not hang around women while they are consuming alcohol, and if I did, I would have probably fucked half of Southeastern Michigan by now. I’ll put my unpopular opinions aside and state that most people are down for having a good natured alcoholic beverage from time to time. Some do it to catch a buzz and relax, while others get a little horny or excited from it. Both of this are ok…I guess.
Then you have the dudes who get drunk and either end up killing or being killed. They are off their rocker obviously. Lastly, you have the females who get shit face wasted. On no planet is that attractive. You want the girl to be just drunk enough to fuck, not so drunk that she throws up on your dick while she’s sucking it, or so I would think.
Back to this status. Why is my woman getting so damn drunk to the point that she’s sitting there throwing up over herself? Answer….she wouldn’t be. But his is, so he has to clean her up like a good dude should.
So if your partner loves you enough you to clean you up after such a disaster, shouldn’t you love yourself enough to not cause the disaster in the first place?
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Sometimes, I can be a real asshole. I don’t live with the desire to hurt anyone’s feelings, but there seems to be a casually consistent moment of, “oh well”, brewing in my mind. Perhaps I’m smelling my own shit a little too much; dare I say I was probably wrong for my juvenile, inconsiderate, immature actions towards this young lady on this particular night. Further explanation, or the evil uH standing on my left shoulder, says, fuck it, it’s her fault. She said one thing and did another, so I told her, “take it or leave it.”
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It’s one of the few days this year in Detroit scheduled to reach 75+ degrees thus far; that’s cause for a mini-celebration. What’s my plan? Money, knowledge, then…women. Not just any women though, BIG BOOTY HAVING WOMEN, preferably with non-scary faces. After I finished my work on the net and some much needed studying, I hit the database in search of the ladies I’d like to accompany to Hart Plaza. From there, never could I have predicted what was going to happen…
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