The Parking Structure to The Jacuzzi Pt. 1
I’m standing in the living room of my grandma’s house, fiending for some REAL food, but my grandma doesn’t feel like “slaving over the stove.” So I sent a text one of my lady friends to see if she could suggest a spot for me to get something other than a fried heart attack or burger with cheese. I had a taste for some grilled salmon, salad, a few sides, and a nice cold glass of ice water. Yea, I needed that. My favorite classmate (see Room Wars) called me back and suggested she grab us something from Logan’s, but it was too far out of the way for me, so she recommended we go to the buffet at MGM grand…her treat. GREEN LIGHT.
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More Than I Expected
Ni Ni, aka the self-proclaimed “man eater”, holds a very lucrative sexual record in my book: The Woman to Make Me Achieve the Quickest Nut From Head, clocking in at just over .20 seconds. The problem was, she gave me that head at work, months ago. Since then, she’s given me head in the car and at her house, but we never had sex, for various excuses reasons. Yesterday, on such a beautiful day in Detroit, she ran across my mind and I decided to send her a text asking her what she was wearing, “a black dress,” she replied. Green Light.
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The Bogus Threesome: Sometimes Two Is Better Than Three
I have a thing for girls that like girls, although, to some odd degree of hypocrisy on my end, I’ve never been in a relationship or loved a woman who actually enjoyed the same sex. There’s something to be said about men and the standards we look for in a wife and the drop off of those standards when we’re just out busting nuts.
This time, I wasn’t the one trying to set up the match, ‘Nerd’ came to me saying she wanted to do something different. I automatically took different to mean a threesome, even though she’d stated many times before that she was not interested in women. I called up a few bisexual ladies that I knew, but most were busy until I got a hold of Blackberry and she said she was willing and able to come through. GREEN LIGHT.
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Baby Oil, Handcuffs, and Orgasms
I’ve been having a lot of good sex lately, but there is something about “Inspiration” and the mixture of how she talks that perfect game…and backs it up…that makes her better than most. She has mastered one of the most important layers to sex, THE BUILD UP. Following the right build up comes strong erections, deep strokes, and multiple orgasms.
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Pregnant And Thirsty – This Is Not The Time To Look For A Man
It seems to me like there are some women who care less about the gift of carrying a child than the dead beat niggas that they let shoot their sperm inside of them. Pregnancy should be a special time, hopefully shared between the mom and dad to be, but if the father isn’t in the picture, then does that give the mother a license to start her life search for her soul mate (aka the next nigga to get her pregnant?)
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The Nerd
Have you ever had sex with someone repeatedly and each time it got better? It’s like they take notes every time you have sex, study them, and come back ready to ace the exam. Damn, I love good understandings. She does her thing, I do mine…and we both have time, when we’re doing each other.
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Do Men Send Too Many Women Pics Of Our D**ks?
I was talking to my friend the other day and she was telling me how sick she was of dudes randomly sending her pictures of their “manhood.” I asked her did she provoke men to start sending the pics (talking sexually, sending suggestive pics of herself, etc…) and she said no. All she was was say is hey, then she’d get one. I’m guilty of showing my “weapon of pleasure” more than a few times, but usually, it was because the woman sent me pictures first.
Ladies, do you care about dudes sending you pics like that? I’ve noticed that women aren’t as mad or offended by the pictures if they are pleased by what they saw. Is that true?
If a dude sends a woman a picture and she’s not thrilled, does that kill all of the attraction you may have had for the dude? Would you rather see what a man potentially has to offer up front or wait until you’re about to have sex, and be disappointed? Do yall show your girls the pics?
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