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I’m checking my e-mail this morning and come across a funny graphic made by Chocolate Diva aka Eastside T. Too much time on her hands? Perhaps, but it was still funny, and has been true once or twice. Well, here it is…

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On a recent picture comment run on facebook, I saw a young lady, dressed rather unclad, who’s profile picture did nothing to hide her physical blessings. I clicked her profile picture, saw a few of her pics and I decided to say hello. What came of it was what could have been a severe wound from a verbal sniper, damaging most men’s egos. Apparently, I didn’t dick her down, which is a no brainier since even after seeing 30 pictures of her (all the ones you can see without being her friend), I still didn’t realize that I ever met her. Eh, it’s a fast life…

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uh NOTE: Bumble Bee is my current main, but by no means are we committed to one another. She is a blogger, as in she has her own website(s), so I asked her to write something from her perspective. It was originally over 2,800 words so I had to cut it down, but if you’d like to read the full unedited thing, I included a link to it below the entry.

I swear fantasizing about this man is ridiculous. Throughout various moments of my day, I think about if and when I get to see him. Of course he tells me I get more of his time then any others right now, but that’s not totally soothing, yet I’ve learned to accept it because even after I realized the FULL truth about him…I’m still here. I don’t care about the other chicks because there’s no competition to me. Not to say they don’t have any worth, but I refuse to fight for something that also fights back with me on how much of his heart he’s ready to let me access.

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uH Note: Therapist and I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how it feels to mess with a woman who has the ability to squirt. Thankfully, my new Chicago associate is well gifted (you know who you are). She’s a pretty good writer and I knew she’d tell the truth, so I offered her the chance to write about her experiences with me. After making me wait months for her point of view, she finally sent it to me. Well, here we go:

I met [theUNDRESSER] back in the Summer of 2007. Light-skin dudes do very little for me but I liked the game he had about himself. We talked for awhile about everything from kids to college, and I told him that I was a Psychology major and that’s how I got the name Therapist.

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uh Note: Freckles is 25. Working on her Masters. She hasn’t been undressed…YET and she’s in her own lane. To my surprise, she writes, A LOT…and she shared this one with me from her phone, so I told her she must e-mail it to me. Keep in mind, she wrote this in her phone before she ever knew I had a blog…and she still doesn’t know the name of it. It’s regarding the first time we kicked it. I had to take out my “real nickname” and insert another name she calls me, “MOB”

It would not be right if I didn’t speak on MOB. I met him on Myspace (I know kind of desperate), and I instantly was attracted 2 his creativity. Creative people excite me. So I was like what’s up let’s kick it.

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uh NOTE: So I get a text from Jabs today telling me to go check my email. I was pretty surprised to see an email for a blog post on her behalf. It was, interesting to say the least.

I use to think that I would never meet anyone who could match my sex drive, that I would be doomed to never know what it felt like to cum from sex, well ladies and gents, I was wrong, happily wrong. This man turned me into a track star instantly when I started to mess around with him. Turning me on to new experiences that I would have never gave into before him, (the mobile hotel, outdoor sex, etc…) Contrary to what many of you believe, the undresser has more to offer than just sex. But the sex is what you all wanna hear about and that’s what I ‘m gonna tell you about.

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uh NOTE: This entry was written by Canton, a former A-Team member, who I used to mess with last year. She’s since moved on with her life and we don’t kick it anymore. I recently asked her and Therapist, to write a blog on how it was to deal with me on from their perspectives, and to my surprise, I finally found this in my inbox today.

I’m trying to decide where to begin. Well, a little about me, I’m a very independent women…I have everything I want and desire at the moment, as to how the Undresser and I met, well I was in a 4 year relationship that ended for whatever reason…which also means that I lost my 4yr sex partner. I can say that my sex drive is fairly high and I need fulfillment regularly. I waited and dated for a while but no one caught my interest. I also had an internet account set up on a social network that I didn’t really use for purposes other than for entertainment, but one day I received a note from none other than the “Undresser”.

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