uH’s Miss Ass 2 Waist Ratio
I’ve been getting a few e-mails and messages on facebook regarding booties. The most recent message asked, out of the women I’ve blogged about, “who got the fattest ass?.” I sat back for a while and I really didn’t know. The fattest ass is a completely different question as opposed to “who had the best body?” As we know, men have a very wide variety of taste. Some men like pencil thin women the same size as Paris Hilton. Other men (who can be found on on thickbbwforum.com) like women who are 300 lbs. and up. I’m sort of in the middle. One of my uncles prefers skinny women to settle down with and thick girls to have casual sex with. The logic behind this is, “once a thick girl gets pregnant, it’s over.” He states that with any rule, there are exceptions, but not many. I’m more about a cute face and you can work on your body while I work on mine. This post isn’t about my views though, it’s about yours.
Below are a few women I’ve dealt with that I have pics of. They are not stolen off some random site or some crap like that. They are all mine, all but 3 actually taken by me. Notably missing are L’anor (my boys favorite), Aunt Jemimah (who my grandmother says has the biggest butt she has EVER seen), Cali T, Moscato, The Journalist (biggest booty at EMU), and Gator Ash, because I don’t have any good pictures of their ratios that aren’t completely nude. There’s a Poll included, by letter. You can just vote or vote and leave a comment, but I will be watching closely on the comments; let’s not get too crazy with those. Here we go…
Just in case you’re confused on what letter is which woman. The letter correlates with the picture(s) ABOVE it.
Girl A
Girl B
Girl C
Girl D
Girl E
Girl F
Girl G
Girl H
Just in case you’re confused on what letter is which woman. The letter correlates with the picture(s) ABOVE it.
Who has the best ass to waist ratio/fattest buttocks? Total Voters: 158
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Black, Single, and Not Looking. Enjoys grilled salmon, cold glasses of water, and grocery shopping at Meijer. Likes women with nice ass to waist ratios, Reese Cups, and watching Real Time with Bill Maher. Dislikes cigarettes, littering, and disobedient children.
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64 Comments
8/25/2010
even though I disagree with how you are just subjecting these women to this, I’m going to participate
. Of course I’m going for my girl Aunt Jemimah, but since shes not pictured here (why not uH?), I think Girl B wins.
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August 25th, 2010 at 12:20 pm
you are bi-polar, lol. Anyway, I don’t have any “appropriate” pics of her. Matter of fact, I don’t have that many pics of AJ, there are more vids than anything.
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8/25/2010
you already know i’m fuckin’ wit Bumble Bee all day.
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8/25/2010
I can’t vote on my blackberry, so Ill do it here. Girl B
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8/25/2010
Girl B. Give her my number undresser !! =)
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8/25/2010
Girl B has a nice ratio.
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8/25/2010
Viewing this from google reader, I can’t vote but I like girl B
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8/25/2010
Girl B most definitely. God damn
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8/25/2010
Girl B most def gets my vote…..although there were a couple others whose a2w ratio was nice too….gotta go with B
sidenote: This was an awesome post….thank you for making me smile! lol
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8/25/2010
Yo my nigga…whee is dat pic of the chick in ur profile pic on faceb. ur ex or whateva. i seen dat pic u had up of her laying on ur chest wit her ass arched out. shit was seriuos son. how u gonna keep that shit a secret. but since she aint up here, i’m fucking wit girl B. her ass on some otha shit. that yellow chick thick as fuck too.
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August 25th, 2010 at 3:42 pm
you’re talking about L’anor.
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8/25/2010
B is nice, but my vote is for girl D. Maybe cause it’s from more than one angle.
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8/25/2010
Ok, i voted for girl B, but i must say it was difficult choosing between her and E!!! I’d say it’s a tide. Lol
I’m mad at myself for that. Hahaha, i guess 30 to 41 isnt that bad, i’ll manage :-S
I wish my waist was a lil smaller
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August 25th, 2010 at 3:40 pm
we all know your ass is RIGHT.
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August 25th, 2010 at 3:53 pm
I dont know bout “all”, but u def have an idea
And thank u
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August 25th, 2010 at 8:10 pm
ya i was having the same dilemma “b” or “e” …. i ended up picking b buttttttt i think E is just as badd
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August 26th, 2010 at 7:28 am
Sidenote: UH, i dont know if u did sth bout the e-mail notifs, but i started getting them again. Yay! Lol
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August 26th, 2010 at 10:53 am
good job.
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8/25/2010
dang it, I need to call L’anor and ask her if I can include her.
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8/25/2010
Wow! this is really a crap shoot. all these ladies have something going in their favor. i have to buck the trend though and go with Girl D. B might have the biggest ass. But D has (from these pictures) a nicer waist to hip ratio. Oddly enough: Girl D = GD = GottDamn!
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August 25th, 2010 at 4:17 pm
that’s what my uncle said, but he’s seen her in person. I had her do this webcam thing for me one day…my o’ my.
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8/25/2010
I am loving this! my vote goes to girl B
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August 26th, 2010 at 12:47 am
you are so gay, lol…I love it though.
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8/25/2010
Voting for B. But I should be the winner uH, lol! I’m just saying
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August 26th, 2010 at 12:47 am
lol. You can’t be the winner because I’ve never had sex with you…and more importantly, you’re ass isn’t that fat, lol.
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August 26th, 2010 at 6:32 pm
lmao, oh no you didn’t! Yes I know that@not having intercourse. Yes, it isn’t fat because you haven’t seen it, lol! I know it is in real life, but that’s for you to figure out
:p. Anyways, carry on. And I’d like to re-vote and go with option D instead. Thank you, and good day.
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August 26th, 2010 at 7:58 pm
you want to know who’s banging? M’cheri , lol. You’re top heavy…but I didn’t get a good look at your buttocks. Send me a pic, let me re-evaluate.
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August 26th, 2010 at 11:08 pm
lmao@m’cheri. i see that someone’s been lurking. yea, but i have a booty too. ask m’cheri, if you dare..lol! she knows. *side eye@your pic request. i’ll see what i can do
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August 27th, 2010 at 12:22 am
just hit me up on facebook
August 29th, 2010 at 3:24 pm
check your fb inbox, lol
8/25/2010
It’s between A and C
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8/25/2010
something about B dripping wet (is that an illusion?) just makes the pic that much iller, i’m going with B!
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August 26th, 2010 at 12:44 am
she’s in the shower.
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8/25/2010
uhhh it’s between B and E . “A” doesn’t really count in my opinion , isn’t that the brick butt girl .? B and E are diff tho being as though E is more ov a bubble butt . i vote for both . LOL
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August 26th, 2010 at 12:44 am
E has a brick butt too. She’s the same girl from Bubble Butt Failure (search for it).
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8/26/2010
dang E’s booty don’t even look like it would be hard . maybe it’s the color ov it that makes it look like it got a nice jiggle to it . lol
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8/26/2010
Hands down girl B, second place Girl D most in shape Girl A, don’t remember the rest
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August 26th, 2010 at 10:54 am
girl A is definitely not the most in shape. B wins that easy. Maybe 4% body fat..at the most…and all of it is in her ass.
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August 26th, 2010 at 4:45 pm
DAMN, how does one have 4% body fat??? I’m mad at the world. Hahaha
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August 26th, 2010 at 7:55 pm
If you could see that womans arms and legs…I just don’t know. Her stamina is amazing.
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August 28th, 2010 at 5:46 pm
Yeah, i think i might have to pass. I’ll hate myself after that. Lol
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August 28th, 2010 at 5:47 pm
*sidenote: i dont mean that about the stamina part tho* LOL
8/26/2010
Lol, I cannot believe I am participating in this. Girl D, in my opinion.
Undresser, you’re wrong for this. Lol
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August 26th, 2010 at 7:55 pm
lol, how am I wrong? I could have been REAL wrong, trust me. But I respect peoples privacy, marriages, and
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8/26/2010
I vote C or B. C looks lickable but B looks like it could/should and would be bounced EVERYWHERE….matter fact B has my vote cause I like em chocolate.*kanyeshrug*thanks for the eye candy UH.
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8/26/2010
B…that waist looks damn near perfect and the ass looks soft. Ratio didn’t hurt either. Makes me mourn the ass I never had LOL.
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August 27th, 2010 at 12:23 am
@K…your ass is just fine baby. Looks like “B” is taking this by a landslide, but I wonder if it’s because E and D aren’t naked standing straight up with their pics. For this thing to have been 100% accurate, I needed to have the same still positions in every pic.
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August 27th, 2010 at 5:27 am
Here I was wondering why I didn’t have two angle pics and clothes that were tight fitting from waist to booty to show the ratio better..not that I was hoping to win Uh’s W2R Award of the week, but I thought i had the disadvantage. LOL! But for 100% accuracy, you should have. Then again, I don’t need different angles or camera tricks to tell who’s length to circumference ratio on a guy (LOL) is “nicer” so maybe the voters felt the same.
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August 27th, 2010 at 5:28 am
I meant A2W Ratio Award. Okay, yes! Time to go back to sleep!
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8/26/2010
Haven’t been blogging and checking blogs in a week. This is hilarious. Came when I needed a laugh. Am I allowed to vote for myself? If so, B!!!. JK! Thanx Option B lovers and I pick the slightly hot new undressingher logo as my choice! LOL!
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August 27th, 2010 at 12:21 am
what the heck are you doing in that gravatar pic?
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August 27th, 2010 at 5:04 am
Undresser..What am I doing in the pic? Ummm..enjoying your kiss and grabbing of thy right tit…lol..or are you talking about my hands?
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August 27th, 2010 at 4:43 am
Is that really you sweetie? ‘Cause if so your body is hot!!! (Lower half anyways… Tata’s arent showing) You got my vote!!!! Well my number 1 vote because D is comin’ in a close second!!!! *thinking* Maybe I should put mine up… lol jk! But yea.. Def #1… You win cuz you Chocolate.. Sorry Chocolate Girls gotta stick together! JK!
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August 27th, 2010 at 5:05 am
JustBeinHonest..Yes it is me and yes we should! Chocolate Girls Unite..lol!
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August 27th, 2010 at 5:40 am
Well go head girl with yo badself! WE WIN! lol
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August 30th, 2010 at 1:12 pm
forreal though? You are attention crazy lol. Out of every woman on here…all of them know about this blog and somehow, you are the only one who made your way here to say which one you were.
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Inspirational Bumble Bee Reply:
September 2nd, 2010 at 3:57 pm
??? Attention Crazy ??? I have a smart comment on that, but I won’t say it. Yet, this is the nicer answer. If they see the blog posted close to when this one was posted, then they could tell it’s the same pic as the one on a blog about me. Didn’t think it was a secret who B was. I didn’t do it for attention, I thought it was a funny blog and just thanked those that complimented me.
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September 2nd, 2010 at 4:04 pm
it’s not a secret…it’s just not to be advertised, cause you have FANS, and I didn’t want them to vote for you, just because it’s you.
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September 3rd, 2010 at 11:30 am
Such a fussy butt lately! This is your site and they’re all for you. It was close to 24 hrs before I even knew about this post so they commented and voted before I even said anything. They voted on who they liked the most and less about “B” being me. If it makes you feel any better, I’m not all “happy happy joy joy” to be voted on for my a$$.
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September 4th, 2010 at 11:44 am
are you cooking this weekend?
8/27/2010
Oh don’t get me wrong…I’m not struggling but my ratio is all hips. These chicks have super booties…
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August 30th, 2010 at 1:14 pm
we can work on that…
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8/31/2010
I can work with girl b but my vote is def with girl e.Superstar status!
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August 31st, 2010 at 4:46 pm
Girl E was probably the worst sex I’ve ever had in my life, atleast as it relates to my expectations. Dry box, hard booty. Maybe it was just with me though, other dudes may have had a terrific experience.
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