She Reported My Facebook Profile…

July 14th, 2010 in Site News by 5 Comments

I’m not even sure who “she” is, but at this point it could have been maybe one out of six women. I’m thinking “The Teacher,” but it could have been L’s husband for all I know. Here’s what facebook told me I did wrong…

• Sending friend requests to people you don’t know
• Regularly contacting strangers through unsolicited Inbox messages
• Soliciting others for dating or business purposes

Well…of course I send friend request to people I didn’t know. I never contacted girls through inbox messages that I didn’t contact me first. And soliciting dates? lmao. Well, it did say OR business…in which neither did I do. I never sent spam to anyone saying “hey, go to my website” or anything like it. Ah well, it’s just a website…or is it? 8 months ago I barely went to facebook once a week. Two weeks ago I went on facebook more than twice a day. My real life became very close to this facebook profile, so I’m kind of happy a reality check was given.

Either way, here’s the link to my new facebook: http://facebook.com/theundresser

My old facebook was 1,500 friends strong, but ah well, life goes on. I’ll miss my Mafia Wars level.

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Author: The Undresser

Black, Single, and Not Looking. Enjoys grilled salmon, cold glasses of water, and grocery shopping at Meijer. Likes women with nice ass to waist ratios, Reese Cups, and watching Real Time with Bill Maher. Dislikes cigarettes, littering, and disobedient children.

5 Comments

Vote -1 Vote +1Charlie sweet

7/14/2010



LMAO how petty… ESPECIALLY if it’s the dude. Doesn’t he/she have some bills to pay? Smh. Hating to the tenth the degree- and I don’t even use that word. :O

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Vote -1 Vote +1Iknowuluvme

7/15/2010



So basically u did what everyone does.
I mean who doesnt get request from people they dont know I mean I thought it was a social network and doesnt that mean u become friends with people u dont know. and who hasnt tried or had someone attempt to “date” them off of facebook.
Basically someone made a hater move(insert Katt Williams “Hater” youtube clip)
anyway glad u are back cuz ur statuses keep me laughin and thinkin!!

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Vote -1 Vote +1futurenflmom

7/15/2010



YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY BABE “HELL HATH NO FURY, LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED” SHE WAS ULTRA PETTY IF ANY CHICK DID THIS TO YOU, AND IF IT WAS A DUDE HE SHOULD START WEARING PANTIES B/C THAT WAS SOME BITCH SHIT……WELL I SENT A REQUEST TO YOUR NEW PAGE….THE NERVE OF SOME PEOPLE….I SWEAR THEY TAKE FB TOO SERIOUS…***** BREAKING NEWS***** FB IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY!!!!!

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Vote -1 Vote +1bunny

7/16/2010



Most of the FB “violations” that you spoke cannot be brought to their attention based on someone dropping dime; it actually is based on actual account activity. Have you ever denied a friend request from someone and gotten the question “why?” The options are either that this person is spamming it up, or “I don’t know this person.” My FB was “reported” once and taken down because of a half naked pic, but I emailed them and semi explained that it was art, I didn’t know anyone took offense to it, ect. They restored my page. But the things they nabbed you for could not be unsustanciated. It may not have been all 3, but if you had 1500 friends and constantly adding more… It was probably the higher than normal amount of people either checking “spam” or “I do not know this person.” Either way, :-( Mafia Wars is fun.

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Vote -1 Vote +1The Undresser Reply:
July 16th, 2010 at 11:58 am

You’re probably right, but there were a few other things that happened that made me think it was this particular person. The robots do catch activity, but I don’t request that many people…maybe one a day recently. I definitely never spammed anyone, but I didn’t even know they had a link for “I don’t know this person.”

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