They Like What I Like: The Best Threesome I Ever Had
Feds + Barbie + Me = YES.
I didn’t go over Barbie’s house with the intention of having any type of sexual interaction. That changed when she came outside in her bathing suit, which covered about 2.3% of her body. Her breasts were OBVIOUSLY too big for that top, but she swore it wasn’t. Her hair in it’s natural state, was curly and frizzy. No fake lashes, make up, etc… I like her like this, but she doesn’t. We got on the subject of other girls and somehow Feds popped into my head. We’d been exchanging text and facebook messages for the past week or so, trying to hook up again, but it never happened…
I called Feds and told her I wanted to see her. She was cool with that, then I told her I had a girl with me and she proceeded to ask me some questions. “Is she the same size as me?”, I laughed and said “pretty much, but her titties are bigger than yours.” “Is she nice?,” she asked. “Um, she is as nice as you,” I responded. After a few more questions, she told me to come on.
When Barbie and I arrived at Feds house, she came outside in some pants that looked they were painted on her skin. Anorexic jeans. She got in the car and said, “she’s way prettier than the last chick,” referring to Freckles, who I think is actually cuter in the face than Barbie, although she’s not her size. Barbie laughed in the front seat while Feds gamed her up. I hopped in the backseat and let Feds suck on it while Barbie watched her lick me up and down from the screen on my phone.
I asked Barbie if she wanted to see how good Feds gave head and she took a while to say, “I guess.” She climbed in the back seat while I watched Feds kiss her breast. Eventually, the bottom to her swim suit came off and Feds had her laying down on the back seat with her face in her box. She got up, only to turn towards me as I stood outside of the car with my dick through the back window. She sucked on me as I stood on my tippy toes, creasing my sneakers, not really giving a damn about anything but the way her mouth felt as it slid across me.
It started to rain as Feds kept asking if I was going to join them or continue to watch. I hadn’t paid for a room in a minute and it definitely wasn’t something I wanted to do, but in this case, certain measures had to take place for certain degrees of pleasure. I jumped in my car as they sat in the backseat butt naked, scrambling to put enough clothes on to walk into the motel respectfully.
When we got to the room, Barbie laid on the edge on the bed, wrapped up in a blanket, crying about how cold it was. Feds and I decided to make our own heat. Her head caused flashbacks to last year when she used to go in so wonderfully. I called for Barbie to join and watched as she and Feds passed my dick back and forth to one another, often performing tag team moves…one on the tip, one on the shaft; one licking my nuts, the other deep throating. You could see the lust raging in Feds eyes as Barbie went for her solo shine. It was as if watching Barbie give me head was turning her on even more. I told them to start kissing each other to cover up the fact that I wouldn’t have lasted another 10 seconds. Feds grabbed Barbie and pressed her lips up against hers. Barbie’s tongue slid in Feds mouth while I cuffed their asses; one in each hand.
It’s time to get it in…condom #1. Feds on top. Barbie with camera off to the side. She’s riding hard while I smack her ass; Barbie coaching from the sidelines. Switched to Barbie laying on the bed, while I stroked Feds from the back…her head in Barbie’s box. I came, but it wasn’t a crippling nut…I could still go on. I don’t need a pill, alcohol, or a damn energy drink…if the situation is right, BLOOD WILL FLOW WHERE IT NEEDS TO FLOW. LET’S GO.
Condom #2…still getting it in with Feds. She’s laying on her back; Barbie is sitting behind her holding her legs open…coaching again. I’m working every angle of her walls as she screams out. The combination of hearing Barbie talk shit while Feds moaned out let to my second nut. I wanted to call it a night, but I knew Barbie was ready to show off. While Feds like it’s hard, Barbie likes her pussy to be punished. Choking is a must. Ass slapping, shit talking. She’s want’s that hardcore porn shit; nothing less.
Condom #3…I’m hitting Barbie from the back and she can’t take it. Her body is twisted off to the side so I can’t get straight shots in…she’s cheating. I lay her on her back and tell Feds to sit on her face, facing away from me. I watched Feds ride her tongue with her arms stretched out across the top of the headboard. That only made my erection stronger as I thrusted hard shots into Barbie, listening to her moan out from the dick, while Feds moaned out from her licks. We switched up again and Barbie rode my dick so hard she almost broke it. Feds laid next to me, with her titties in my mouth while Barbie continued to bounce on it until I came again.
I think we were getting it in for a while because True Blood, Hung, and Entourage had all came on and gone off before Feds had to go. Thankfully she lived a good 5 minutes away from the room, so I dropped her off, came back fell asleep. I woke up around 10 a.m., fucked Barbie again and dropped her off at her house. Oh yea…AUDIO…
They were a good match that will definitely be explored again, but my primary focus is getting the best match for Bumble Bee. Nobody I’ve had a threesome with can match her sexual explosiveness and the few that could one on one, are all married or engaged. Yet the woman has to be classy enough were I can take them both to dinner first and spend an evening hustling on the Detroit Princess. But until then, this will due.






24 Comments
7/13/2010
This story is very entertaining, but what interests me most is your ability to switch from a soul searching ponderer (i.e.: Let me vent: Perhaps) to an unashamed hedonist. You are truly a very complex individual. Hope you find the intelligent, freaky, no-child-having queen you are so avidly seeking.
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July 13th, 2010 at 2:37 pm
lol. What’s funny is that I was thinking that while responding to “Perhaps.” I’m not looking for a queen, because I’m not a king. What good is searching for a woman that I don’t deserve at the point in my life? I ENJOY and APPRECIATE when I do come across women who I think are good for me and would be a great long-term fit, but it won’t be until I’m ready to completely commit to a woman that I truly begin seeking out the type of woman to battle life with. Until then…fun is the mission.
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July 13th, 2010 at 4:13 pm
LOL sorry, allow me to clarify: by “queen” I didn’t mean a perfect woman, just someone for whom your heart shared a certain reverance.
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July 13th, 2010 at 5:29 pm
I didn’t mean perfect either, lol. Just perfect for me.
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7/13/2010
I love that in the audio youre actually listening to what the other chick is telling you to do. idk why but thats quite amusing. Anyways, good post very vivid.
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7/13/2010
YOUR ABILITY TO SWITCH MODES IS SURPRISING AND AMAZING TO ME…..HOW ARE YOU SO LUCKY TO GET CHICKS WILLING TO HAVE 3SOMES ALL OF HE TIME? I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER….TO ME THAT SHIT IS DEMEANING…BUT CARRY-ON I ENJOY YOUR EXPLOITS
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July 13th, 2010 at 5:31 pm
I posted about a threesome 5 times out of almost 2 years of having this blog and you got “all the time” from that? lol.
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July 13th, 2010 at 6:20 pm
WELL MAYBE NOT ALL THE TIME, BUT YOUR SUCCESS RATE IS HIGH…IS THAT BETTER SL?
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July 13th, 2010 at 7:09 pm
nope, lol. This was the first time I didn’t already establish to both women that they would be involved in lesbian activities off rip. I think, if certain standards were lowered, any dude could have a threesome everyday of the week (time permitting). I’m just not into taking pics and vids of women I don’t find attractive….and I MUST TAKE PICS DURING THREESOMES.
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7/13/2010
::singing:: 3 is the new 2 . lol nice post UH . after all the blog entries i’ve read from you , i can see why women read this and want to sleep w| you . smh shame on me . but ne-who what happened to the other guy who used post .? “hate2love”
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July 13th, 2010 at 9:07 pm
he’s working on his own website…I don’t think it’s relationship based though. As for a few women wanting to try me, like I tell them, don’t forget about the blogs where the sex was boring and wack…and that was just on my end, who knows how most of the women feel about my stroke game.
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7/13/2010
allllll about the audio. if you ever slipped and did video..my computer would explode. lol.
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July 14th, 2010 at 12:49 pm
lol, nice lips Keisha.
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August 8th, 2010 at 2:55 am
lol. thanks! i try
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7/14/2010
I think this blog is one of my favorite guilty pleasures. I read it and it makes me enjoy sex just a little bit more each time, the good ones of course. My husband use to be a slut like you so I guess it makes me think of how lucky I am that he changed his ways and became the man he is now. I think it makes me work that much harder to satisfy him so there is no thoughts of ever trying to return to this.
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July 14th, 2010 at 12:48 pm
lol, I assure you, your “hard work” has very little to do with why or your husband chooses to be faithful or creep on the side. He might just be faithful because he values marriage, or his children, or he doesn’t want to give you half of his shit….etc…
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7/14/2010
The audio is sexxy. You have these bishes screaming for days! LOL!
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July 14th, 2010 at 8:03 pm
lol, I’ve had girls lay there quiet too. I just don’t usually share that experience.
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7/15/2010
Very hot!! And the audio definitely set it off. Good time had by all.
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7/16/2010
I have been reading this blog on and off for a few days. Got to admit, I like what I am reading and hearing…lol!
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7/16/2010
Fun had by all.
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7/20/2010
this was good, too bad Blackberry is a LIAR lol she could have been put on..
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July 21st, 2010 at 11:41 am
Blackberry ain’t ready for Feds. They wouldn’t like her anyway, she’s too thick for them. They want size 3′s and below.
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August 2nd, 2010 at 2:16 am
I guess I need to find a way to get to Detroit. I like my women thick, so me, you, and Blackberry could get it in.
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