Fantasia Caught Me Slippin’
Girls from everywhere. Girls from the gas station, school, the blog, the mall, and facebook. Girls I met on the way to see other girls. The point it, I meet a lot of women. I don’t fuck all of them, I don’t even get to a second conversation or visit with a lot of them, but that doesn’t change the fact that unless we had some mind blowing conversation, I probably don’t remember you. Some women meet “the UNDRESSER”, others meet “whatever name I’m giving out that week.” We’re one in the same, but I don’t just randomly just tell women I meet in the real world, “hey, I have this blog about…..” . Either way, she found out…and well….
I was sitting in the parking lot of a CVS in Detroit, trying to figure out who’s house I was about to go to, when this chunky chocolate young lady pulled up right next to me. I quickly got off the phone so I could check out her complete head to toe profile (I had a bad experience recently). Her stand out features were her hair and cheeks. I love when women who have short hair, rock that shit with confidence and style. It’s just something that draws me in because they seem to have a glow about them. I noticed her breast and booty, but they were second to her gorgeous smile, complimented by the cute dimples in her chubby cheeks. I was all in.
I walked up to her and her she smiled at me, which put my nerves to ease. I know it’s not appropriate to just touch a woman the first time you meet them, but I had to hug her. I gently got her arm and looked her in her eyes…and she stepped into my hug. I showed restraint as my hands ran across her lower back, being careful to not glide across her ass. I took a step back from her and forwardly told her, “I must have you. Even if it’s two years from now, I gotta have you.” She smiled at my approach, probably thinking I was playing.
There we are in the parking lot, just laughing and talking, until some busted down box Chevy came flying through the parking lot, going atleast 55 mph. This is a parking lot mind you. My heart started to race as I’m thinking this is a jack move. 7 Mile and Greenfield….yup, jack boys. All I saw were about 6 or 7 people, a flying car…and I didn’t have a gun anywhere around me. There were two armed security guards at the bank across the street who were in the “ready to shoot a nigga” stance. Thankfully, the fools just drove through, eventually being pulled over in true nigga fashion…a few streets down.
Back to Fantasia…I forgot how we ended that night, but we’ve had sex a few times since then; each time better than the last. I also found out she’s bisexual, which seems to be about as usual in my life as seeing people with fake True Religion jeans on. Unfortunately, her game isn’t as on point as Barbie’s, Kyla’s, or The Recruiters….so I’d have to bring the woman to her, and honestly, I’m tired of that. So I’ll just enjoy for 1 on 1 for now.
Moving on, I randomly add people on facebook. There is no method to the madness; I just go down suggested friends and add every female I see. I guess during one of those random add sprees, I added Fantasia. It doesn’t take much for any woman who knows me to see the pics that I have on facebook and know that it’s me. I found out about this when we were sitting in my car and she made the comment, “Your blog is funny.” I played it off like I didn’t know what she was talking about, but she obviously knew. She’s one of the few girls that actually knows my REAL facebook profile, so that’s a mistake I usually don’t make. Ah well…
I didn’t know what she was going to think, but I assumed if she was still in the car, she didn’t have too much of a problem with it. I guess I was right….
If you can’t click that…too bad, cause you already know what happened…I fucked the shit out of her, lol. Ok, maybe I didn’t, but she seemed to like it. And she’s still sending me text, so I guess my blog didn’t turn her off too much. The line between who knows who I am and who doesn’t is getting very slim though, as Drake said, “that make me wish I had a little less mileage on me.”
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6/25/2010
SO MAYBE THAT’S TELLING YOU TO SLOW YOUR ROLE EVER SO SLIGHTY…..WHICH WOULD SUCK, B/C THEN WE WOULDN’T GET TO HEAR ALL OF THOSE FUN ESCAPADES THAT YOU HAVE…JUST BE CAREFUL LOVE…I WOULD BE REALLY UPSET IF ANYTHING EVER HAPPENED TO YOU B/C SOME CHICK CAN’T HANDLE THE BLOG OR HER FEELINGS GET IN TOO DEEP AND SHE BECOMES A GLEN CLOSE FATAL ATTRACTION..
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June 25th, 2010 at 4:08 pm
just another reason for me to take my ass to Georgia. I already have em’ on deck. owwwwww
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June 25th, 2010 at 5:33 pm
Imma need you…*smh* lets not talk about your REAL FB and my issue with it *side eye*
also….don’t let me EVER hear you say or see you type out “oowwww” in any way form, or fashion…I will tell you why later.
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June 26th, 2010 at 10:45 am
um ok. I don’t even use my real FB though, so why does that concern you? I just have it up for career purposes.
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June 26th, 2010 at 11:38 am
Dont be mean to me.
Its the principle.
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June 26th, 2010 at 5:26 pm
Ooh i forgot all about the Georgia move….Well maybe you’ve had your run in Detroit and now it’s time to exploit chicks in a new area code…Just keep your faithful readers posted..
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6/25/2010
LMAO at “my heart start racing as I thought this was a jack move” I had to start over 4 times because I couldn’t stop laughing. Good story and I must say that your writing has gotten better since I first start reading, around early last year. If you took a writing class in school it shows in your use of grammar, you use more punctuations correctly too. Lol, just an observation.
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June 26th, 2010 at 10:45 am
I think that’s because I proof-read more often now. Before, i just wrote it, checked for spelling mistakes…then posted it.
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June 26th, 2010 at 11:38 am
LOL, that’s good too
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6/26/2010
I’m jealous. Why can’t my man ever make me moan and scream like that during sex? I think you need to write a book for men and give them some tips on how to stroke it right.
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June 26th, 2010 at 10:44 am
lol, don’t be fooled by the selective audio clips. I’m a regular human male, and this is NOT how it goes down all the time, this is how it goes down when there is good sexual build up and chemistry. I can post some clips of other girls and people would fall asleep at them, it just didn’t go right. There’s no guide to good sex…atleast I don’t think there is. There is needs to be a commitment from both parties (or however many are there), to get the best out of the other person.
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July 3rd, 2010 at 3:08 pm
@ closet freak; id like to piggy-back off Undresser…
If both of you are into pleasing each other, and its not just one sided. then the interaction between the two of you can and will be explosive… most of the time; the “chemistry” as T.U said will have no choice but to take over. Example…the woman desires and requires oral sex, but the woman is not willing to reciprocate. it kinda dampens the mood and the UMPH the man is willing to give into pleasing the woman. because the woman is only into her pleasure and not willing to cater to what he wants or desires, creates negative “chemistry” (since that the word of the day).
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6/27/2010
She must be very open-minded and is very interested in you.
Question: could you see her being a part of the A-Team
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June 27th, 2010 at 5:27 pm
probably not. I don’t have an A-Team anymore, havent had one in a while. I just don’t like enough different women right now that I consistently deal with. It might be time to seriously move to Georgia.
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6/27/2010
Nice audio……GO Fantasia……..
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6/27/2010
shes bi and doesnt have any game???..lol..smh!!
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June 27th, 2010 at 5:26 pm
lol, I mean, its not like she can just go up to girls…..well wait, I did see this gay girl on Tyra do it. She was getting numbers from “straight” girls….it was beautiful.
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June 28th, 2010 at 12:24 am
hahaha!..see..it can be done..just gotta do it the RIGHT way..lol..
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6/29/2010
Ok, all I can say is Oh My Gosh! I was reading the blog then seen that there was audio, so I quickly left my desk and went to the bathroom to hear it. I really must say that I became so aroused by your voice that I had to replay and quickly play with my little friend in between my legs. It was sooooo awesome to get off at work…..especially in the bathroom! Keep it up baby!
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7/5/2010
GEt the fuk…lol insider!
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