The Crush Is Over
The Crush Is Over
As some of you may remember, I blogged about a woman I had a class with a while back (see “Wide Open“) and how I saw something in her that could make her my potential main. Unfortunately, my “Ms. Love Connection” professor, got her to give me her number by putting us in a group together before I could get it on my own. So before I started calling her on a personal level, I had to make sure I could call her outside of school issues. She didn’t even answer me until I saw her in class again; seems like she ignored my test, but she just wanted to talk to me face to face. The more we conversed and sent text messages, the more I seemed to be interested in her. After the semester was over, I told her we should go out to celebrate being one step closer to our goal. Unfortunately, things didn’t go as I would have hoped….
8:30 p.m. was the original meet up time, but even by driving 95 mph up I-75, I doubted that I’d make it on time. So I pushed it back to 9 p.m. We had a 10 minute conversation on why I had to push it back 30 minutes, but eventually, she gave in. Right before we got off the phone, she said “ok, 9 p.m., but if you’re even two minutes late, I’m leaving.” I laughed it off and went home to take a shower.
Somehow, I made it there at 8:30, so I call her and she hasn’t even left the house yet. So I call a few ladies to keep me entertained while I waited for her. 15 minutes pass…20 minutes pass….she’s still not there. I know I’m EARLY, so I can’t trip. Then 9 comes around and she’s nowhere to be found. Now this isn’t her fault, but I’ve been there 30 minutes, so it seems like she’s 38 minutes late instead of 8 (she came at 9:08), so I’m a bit annoyed. Not just because she was late, but because she made that smart comment about what she would do if I was late. I couldn’t keep that frown on my face for too long, because as I watched her beautiful self walk closer to the entrance, I had to smile. I gave her a hug and she walked towards the door….
She gets to the door and stands there. I look at her with a confused look on my face, which she returns to me. “What are you waiting on?,” I asked. “For you to be a gentleman and open the door,” she snapped back. This was about to get ugly. Her hands were free, she wasn’t holding anything, and as far as I can tell, her arms work. See, I open doors for women, old people, and whomever else…as long as I get to the door before them; but I’ll be damned if you’re about to get to the door 5 seconds before me and just look at the handle like your arms are broken. If being a “gentleman” involves opening every door for a woman who has never done shit for me, then fuck it, I don’t fit that bill. I didn’t always open the door for Bubbles or L, and they never complained. We stood at the door looking at each other for about :35 seconds before I finally caved in. I really thought about getting back in my car and going somewhere else, but I was really fiending for some grilled salmon.
I had a really disgusted look on my face, but once again, her pretty face and beautiful smile made everything ok again…temporarily. We’re sitting at the table, eating peanuts and rolls, having a nice decent conversation about our education and career goals. Then she asked me something about zodiac signs, which I don’t believe in, and she made it clear that she doesn’t believe in them either which was a big relief.
Some how the conversation turned to music and that’s where we lost each other. She doesn’t like rap music which is fine; as I know a bunch of women who don’t really care for rap, which is more so of a good thing when thinking about what I’d want in a “lady”. Then she hit me with this, “Hip-Hop is evil. It’s of the devil.” Excuse me? I wish someone was there to take a picture of the blank expression on my face. I looked at her and asked, “hip-hop? like the culture? Nas, Common, KRS-1…evil?,” “Yes.,” she replied.
Ok look, talking about fornication, smoking weed, getting drunk, putting money over everything in the world, murdering and robbing people aren’t really the best things on the world. Most of them are quite sinful. But that’s just some lyrics in some rap songs. That’s not “hip-hop.” She agreed, but she was talking about the culture of the music. Her beautiful face suddenly because unattractive. Then the final straw came, the Jay-Z, Beyonce, Illuminati theory. I almost got up and walked away. “Go on youtube and watch”…… “play this song backwards”……”diamond means this”…..she spat off everything you can find on the internet as if I was going to be moved. The more she talked, the uglier she got. Then she really hit high on the bullshit meter, when she incorrectly quoted a Jay-Z line, stating he said something to the effect like “if Wayne is for Jesus, then I’m…”, OH MY. She was referring to the song in which Jay-Z says if Kobe is being back by WEEZY, then he’s backing Lebron. How the fuck she got that information, or better yet, why she didn’t VERIFY some bullshit rumor she heard, turned me off to a point that I no longer wanted to deal with her.
She was obviously very religious and spiritual, which is a good thing when it’s real, but any woman who is really into living “right”…is not going to have sex with me. Which means, I won’t be talking to her.
We talked for a while longer about other topics, but I never really got over that crap she was talking about hip-hop. She agreed that maybe we were both (really just her) being petty about the whole door opening thing, but I could tell that this was a woman I wouldn’t be seeing much more of. When we left, she got to the door first, OPENED IT, and I walked her to her car. I gave her a hug and hopped in the car to go see someone else.
Honestly, trying to get another woman with the financial security of Bubbles, the sex appeal of L, and the chemistry with Jabs is turning out to be one heck of a task. It might be time to seriously leave Michigan and relocate to Georgia.
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44 Comments
5/27/2010
I literally laughed out loud at this one. But I’m sorry your crush didn’t work out…
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May 27th, 2010 at 7:39 pm
slim goodies…this was NOT funny!!! lol
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5/27/2010
Ohh Myyy ATL WEll you will have a lot of stories HERE
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5/27/2010
will NOT be going to Atlanta
the end
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May 27th, 2010 at 7:40 pm
Poitree, what do you have against the Metro ATL area? I mean, there are THREE colleges right next to eachother. “I’m getting face”….ahhhhh. If I took the most attractive 20 women on my facebook page, bet atleast 10 are from Georgia.
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May 27th, 2010 at 11:11 pm
I don’t have anything against ATL. Nothing at all. Just a problem with you moving there. You’re not allowed. That’s right. I said ALLOWED. The end.
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May 30th, 2010 at 12:50 pm
HATER. I’m going….just for a visit in June. Might be where i make my permanent zip code. Every dude I know, from dope boys to 9 to 5 dudes have said Atlanta is the best play for beautiful, BLACK, HEALTHY, women in the entire country. Plus they say there are so much nicer than the women up here…even if they don’t wanna fuck, they’re still just honestly nice. The girls I know from ATL pretty much fit that bill as well.
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June 1st, 2010 at 2:20 pm
There are also A LOT of homosexual males! & We ALL Know You’re Homophobic.
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5/27/2010
lmao…it’s so funny you say that because I was on the phone talking to someone and I knew as soon as he got to talking about that jay-z, kobe, etc. etc. illuminati ish…i was thinking…THIS AIN’T GONNA WORK…need to stop looking at youtube videos people put out there…i mean anything that seems like something…i mean this fool was like why did kobe change his number…
and 2+4 is 6 and blah blah blah and I was like this THIS FOOL HAS CLEARLY been easily influence by a single youtube video and I need not date a guy like that…i’m not attracted to those that are easily influenced and those that don’t do the research before they start spilling jibberish to others…fools breed fools…so i kicked some knowledge to him and told him don’t believe everything he sees just because it’s thrown to him in a creative video without researching…
btw…i was gonna say give her another chance after you school her, but then again you did say she was religious so she not gonna be giving up the “box”…lol…oh well…poor baby!
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5/27/2010
LMAO@ HIP-HOP being evil, and all that Illuminati BS! Seriously? Wow … at least you don’t have to pine after her any longer … so yay for that? :-/
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5/28/2010
She was such a yawn. What ever the truth is about jay or B it can’t be found on you tube, music only has the power that we give it. So if her faith was truley in the lord that topic wouldn’t be such a soar spot. I don’t care how cute she was she was boring. Hip hop is an entertaining form of art not the work of the devil. On to the next one
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5/28/2010
Yeah, that was a snoozefest. lol.
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5/28/2010
UH would cause so much damage here it wouldn’t even be funny. I can imagine reading the stories thinking hey I know her. Atlanta has that six degrees of separation thing going on, EVERYONE knows EVERYONE. Even though I’m from up north it seems all the up north people know each other LMAO.
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May 30th, 2010 at 12:47 pm
ok, um, that’s not true. I know girls that stay in the same apartment building that have never even seen eachother before. The world seems small to some people because they move in the same little circles. If you keep going to the same club every Friday, that’s going to be the same circle. But if I’m getting them on facebook, campus, gas stations, Walmart, tire shops, and every place I could possibly be…the world is A LOT bigger.
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May 31st, 2010 at 2:08 pm
True, but ive seen it happen too many times. you never know who knows who
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5/28/2010
Actually the line is “If Jeezy’s paying Lebron, I’m paying Dwayne Wade.” Y’all sound about equally yoked in that area.
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May 28th, 2010 at 5:51 pm
Yeah I was about to say…lol
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May 29th, 2010 at 11:01 am
LOL at “yoked in that area”
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May 30th, 2010 at 12:45 pm
actually, I never quoted what he said. Your yoke FAILED. I paraphrased the general idea.
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June 3rd, 2010 at 11:13 am
Fail deez. You paraphrasing the line (how many characters did you save?) proves my point.
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5/28/2010
Yaaay! LOL I was worried about you for a sec after that “Wide Open” post. I knew you would bounce bk though, I just didn’t think it she would be the cause…
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May 29th, 2010 at 11:06 am
Why did the “wide open” post make you worry? It is because he thought he may really like someone?? That doesn’t make sense…. unless, you were in fear you wouldn’t be able to read these different post anymore…..yeah, I guess thats it.
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May 29th, 2010 at 11:10 am
* Is it ……………….
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May 30th, 2010 at 12:44 pm
I just thought she could be the new main, nothing crazy.
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5/28/2010
I like her, she’s smart.
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May 30th, 2010 at 12:43 pm
yea ok.
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May 30th, 2010 at 6:28 pm
lol some people just don’t want to face reality when they are apart of it. #kanyeshrug
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May 30th, 2010 at 6:31 pm
but if that were her real reason she wouldn’t listen to r&b, rock, etc lol and only gospel music maybe she just doesn’t like rap
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5/28/2010
Another bummer of a deal. Too bad UH! Looking on the upside, I’m just glad you said “The more we conversed” instead of “coversated” or something like that. “Conversate” is not a word! haha!
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May 30th, 2010 at 12:43 pm
A’s in English my whole life. Shouts to grandma.
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5/29/2010
Heh, I actually concur what the missus was saying, since I say the same thing. You say they are nothing more than lyrics, but when people claim they are a “5 star chick” and other such ignorant(imo) synonyms for a beautiful woman(and any other such terms that are used, clearly they are more influential than mere words. I feel that it is the one of the many reasons our generation has gone out of control.
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May 30th, 2010 at 12:42 pm
I listen to music all day that talks about smoking weed, drinking liquor, hanging with niggas, gambling, and robbing people…and I do none of that.
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May 30th, 2010 at 1:51 pm
Yeah, but many kids do. The younger generation growing up, listening to this type of music all day….SMH. I mean just observe the elementary/middle school-aged kids now; they are not kids anymore. People say that music does not influence kids….YES IT DOES. Not only that, but video games, cartoons, etc. I feel sorry for this younger generation, and when the parents are not there to guide them, it makes it that much harder for them.
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May 30th, 2010 at 2:02 pm
Maybe she shouldn’t have quoted wrong lyrics, and talk about the illuminati (quote what she read online) but I understand the gist of her argument. Though, there is good hip-hop, it always gets overshadowed by the nonsense that is on the radio. It is also what kids tend to gravitate to- this is what is coined as hip-hop and why so many people share disgust for it. People don’t hear the positive stuff, but to hear the smokin weed, killing, rims, money, b*tches, sex, etc. It is more than just lyrics of a song when people try to make it their reality.
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June 1st, 2010 at 7:41 pm
well said.
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6/2/2010
ATLANTA HAS PLENTY OF FINE WOMEN! THEY WOULD LOVE UN! IT IS ALSO ALOT OF THE HOOD RAT AND TATTED UP WOMEN YOU DO NOT LIKE EITHER! BUT IT IS A PRETTY NICE PLACE I AM NOT MOVING..LOL..JUST CURIOUS WHAT MADE YOU PICK ATLANTA?
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June 3rd, 2010 at 6:53 am
I went through my facebook friends list and I randomly clicked women who I thought were both attractive and/or seemed to have class….most were from Georgia.
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6/2/2010
Come on down to the A, and get u a Georgia Peach!
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June 3rd, 2010 at 6:57 am
I need a complete Georgia Peach Tree.
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6/3/2010
I’m sure you’ll be able to accomplish your mission out here. I believe the female to male ratio is around 11:1. You just might meet your match.
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June 3rd, 2010 at 8:12 pm
Sexually, I have….a few times.
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6/4/2010
If you can say several times that means you haven’t found THE ONE! I Think it’s apparent that those chicks in Detroit aren’t pulling their weight.
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June 5th, 2010 at 11:20 am
it’s not the women in Detroit, or metro Detroit, that are failing. I’ve found several good ones. But there is no “one.” There is no “ONE” for ALMOST every man I’ve ever met. There’s simply, “the best one” or “the one that got pregnant”. The difference is, I know that there is no one woman that can make me do anything. If I had Lauren London, I’d want Christina Millian. If I had Nicki Minaj, I’d want to hit Amber Rose. If I was in the commitment mode, I would have married Young L 6 years ago. A man has to come to a point where he just wants one woman, period. He wants to date one woman, fuck one woman, talk to, love, and give his all to one woman….I’m clearly not there and it doesn’t matter what woman comes in my life while I’m not there.
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6/16/2010
Relocate? May I recommend the Southwest! LOL Somewhere like uhhh, I don’t know, Phoenix? LOL
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