Can I Get Fries With That?

A week or two ago, I met a young lady while standing in line at Mcdonalds. We exchanged numbers and I never contacted her until a few days ago. I was surprised she still remembered who I was when I called her, and we ended up having a pretty good conversation for about an hour and a half. By the end of the convo, we decided to meet up the next morning before she got her hair done.

So she’s coming from Ypsilanti to my neck of the woods, on route to Oak Park to get hair done. We meet up again at the same McDonald’s, only this time we stayed in the parking lot…..in her “loaded” Envoy. So I get in, we talk a little bit, and her free flowing shoulder length hair started to make me horny, lol. Yea I know I need to get a grip on my hormones or get some type of sexual addiciton class, but until then…..that’s what happened.

I pretty much did the same stuff I’ve been doing since I was 19, slow steps. Slow, consistent, but agressive steps. If any steps are given a negative reaction, I simply stop. So I start with, consistent hugs, to make her feel like I just can’t get enough of her and how she smells. Fast forward, I’m sucking her titties in the parking lot and she has her hand on my dick. She has an appointment at 3:30 with her hair lady and it’s about 3:10. Up until this point, she was keeping my hands out of her pants, but eventually I got down there to feel for any bumps and to give the classic sniff test……everything was on point.

After fingering her for a while, I figured I’d been playing with her for too long, so I tried to get her into her backseat. Yea, yea, how TACKY of me to try to fuck a girl the first time we really got to “chill” in a fast food restaurant’s parking lot in the middle of the day. Unfortunately, she didn’t go for that, nor was she giving up the mighty mouth, so I decided it was time to go. I wasn’t mad cause……well shit, we were in a parking lot.

Is it just me, or is getting your hair done right before you’re about to fuck with somebody who’s going to fuck your hair up a stupid thing to do?

We were supposed to meet after she got her hair done, but when I ak her via text were we still on, she replied “all you seem to be interested in is sex and I’m straight on that.” She later sent me a message that said “you may not have been trying to get some right then, but the way you were acting in my car, I JUST MET YOU.” WELL EXCUSE me Ms. Morals. Where in the world where all these emotions and feelings when my index finger was dancing on her clit? While she was trying to kiss all over my neck? While she was lifting up her shirt and bra so I can get to her titties?

Be clear, there was nothing forced. She was a willing participant in each step. Now all of a sudden you have a change of heart? This is why ol’ dude said, keep women in a controlled environment, cause one you let them out, their brains get to do all sorts of stuff. Had I just went over her house, I would have probably had sex with her that first day, and this would be a different entry entirely.

So my thing is, why when I told her I was hungry, she was willing to act like she gonna feed me? Why make the burger, fry the fries, heat up my apple pies……then when it’s time for me to get my food, she says it seems like all I want to do is eat (no head intended)?

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Author: The Undresser

Black, Single, and Not Looking. Enjoys grilled salmon, cold glasses of water, and grocery shopping at Meijer. Likes women with nice ass to waist ratios, Reese Cups, and watching Real Time with Bill Maher. Dislikes cigarettes, littering, and disobedient children.

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