F**K Valentines Day

Back in highschool, my uncle used to tell me, only have a girl inbetween major holidays. Make sure you are uncommitted on Christmas, Sweetest Day, Valentines Day, and another other “buy me something” holiday.

One of the major reasons I choose to mess with girls that have boyfriends (or a significant other) is because when these “cake” days roll around, they don’t contact you at all, further than a “happy vday” text. All the single ladies I occasionally have sex with, who lack someone to take them out on Valentines day, start getting out of pocket and talking crazy stuff.

“I see you only want me for sex,” one girl wrote me. She’s 31, lol. Are you seriously just figuring that out? I have a main girl, like I tell EVERY girl I meet, that I go out with. Movies, bowling, pool, dinner, any holiday/family events…….all happen with her. I’m 99.5% faithful with that. The other .5% are my ex’s and they have new boyfriends, so we don’t risk going out in public like that. So why would a woman think that on one of the most important days to women out of the entire year, would I NOT be with my main? We could have hooked up Friday…..or the day after….what difference does it make?

Take you out? Really? You want me to spend my money on you, who has done nothing but bend over for me, when I have girls who paid my cell phone bill asap if they called and my phone was off. If there is any room in my selfish budget to go to a lady, it’s the A-TEAM who gets dividends, and only them. That would only consist of my main and my ex’s, nobody else, maybe throw my other lady friend in there too.

Valentines day is a retarded day. They should call it stimulate the economy day. Nothing from vday last. Not bears, cards, or flowers. Girls hold on to that crap for a month or two, then get rid of it. I rather buy a chick a comb or something. Maybe a new tire cause her shit is loosing tread, but nooooo, if I buy that, she’s going to look at me crazy. Well shit, when your tire burst on the freeway, don’t call me to come pick you up.

Thank goodness that day is over, now I get back to my regular lifestyle.

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Author: The Undresser

Black, Single, and Not Looking. Enjoys grilled salmon, cold glasses of water, and grocery shopping at Meijer. Likes women with nice ass to waist ratios, Reese Cups, and watching Real Time with Bill Maher. Dislikes cigarettes, littering, and disobedient children.

2 Comments

Ash.

2/15/2009

how did i know something like that was coming lol.

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msjjohnson1

3/21/2009

ha ha ha good one…i honestly dnt know of these girls you f**k with…

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