Oh What A Night Pt. 1
I appreciate a woman who knows what she wants; it helps to eliminate wasted time and bullshit. My schedule, which used to be so free flowing, has now turned into structured madness. A lot of school, a lot of work (with more on the way), and very little time for play. Couple that with the new additions of a workout plan to give me abs like the dudes from 300, as well as a new plan to hijack the coaching job of my little brothers basketball team (the current coach cares more about his college-prep dress code than hoopin’), and you’re talking about too few hours in a day. In short, save me the bullshit, because you can get about about 30 minutes of my time per week unless you’re Bubbles, or a few select others.
Saundra understands that.
Saundra is a young lady from EMU that I’ve messed with once in the past. We get along, but she lives way too far (about 25-30 minutes), for me to make single-run trips for, so we rarely see eachother. Not too long ago, she informed me that she was no longer interested in a fuck-buddy:
Saundra (Ypsi): you are such a tease you would please me but when you leave how do i cope with the emptiness left behind ( A KINGS KID ) 11:24 PM
Me: i cant help it ….. 11:25 PM
Saundra (Ypsi): but only one of us is being satisfied ( A KINGS KID ) 11:29 PM
Me: u dont like my strokes 11:32 PM
Saundra (Ypsi): i love your strokes but its when you leave i cant stand ( A KINGS KID ) 11:34 PM
Me: i feel u 11:37 PM
Saundra (Ypsi): do you really… i love your bedroom eyes when you look up at me and the moans that muster under your breath i want you but not half ( A KINGS KID ) 11:41 PM
Me: damn i like how u described that 11:44 PM
Saundra (Ypsi): im just being honest and expressing how i feel ( A KINGS KID ) 11:46 PM
Needless to say, at the conclusion of that text-ation, I deleted her number. I wasn’t mad, but I knew that wouldn’t work out. I believe her sudden change in attitude was loosely based on her friends and their “happy” relationships. Everyone has a partner; regardless of how good the relationship was. Ah well.
A few days later, I was on my way to Ypsilanti and I contacted her again. I didn’t have her number, but I still had the text (thank you GOOGLE VOICE). I was going out to Eastern to chill with my lady friend who I was almost certain wasn’t going to have sex with me, so I needed to ensure a solid backup plan, or two. She was cool with me coming over, but when I called her after I left the first woman’s house, she didn’t answer. Ah well, I had a backup for the backup. No bad feelings.
Last chance. I’m on my way to Westland, so I hit her up and she just so happened to be in Belleville. I told her to meet me at Target. We got there and I picked up some stuff to give to Bubbles, then I had her follow me around to a parking lot behind one of the movie theaters that closed down in the area (the same one I took “sexy chocolate” to.) I drove in, fish-tailing my uncles Impala though the un-plowed parking lot. She parked a few spaces down, I threw on some music, left the car running, and hopped in the back seat. Green Light.
Camera On Deck
There was no playing around, she pulled my dick out and started to examine it. I shuffled around looking for my digital camera, but it was just my luck that the batteries were dead. She moaned as she licked around the head, letting out “umm hmmms” at the random questions I asked her while I tried to push her head down. She had me rock solid, ready to enter her body as she laid anxiously waiting on the back seat. I rolled the condom down and slid inside of her. Her pussy accepted me in as if it was awaiting my arrival for months. I could see her cream saturating the condom as I went in and out; watching her facial expressions that made my erection even stronger. No kisses, no talking, just sex. Good sex.
She got off the seat and told me to lay down. With one of her legs on the seat and the other on the floor, she began to gently grind until we were perfectly aligned. She sat up, puling out her breast and bringing them down to my mouth. I sucked her nipples as she bounced on top of me; trying my best not to cum. I took a brief pause, then sat up in the middle of the seat. She was still on top of me, legs on the floor. I began to thrust upwards, not letting her move. My hands on her hips, holding it in place as I tried to work her spots. The more she moaned, the harder I went. She began to hold on to my neck, nails engraved in my skin. She cried out, “I’m cumming.” It sounded so authentic. I pushed harder…she pushed against the headliner to match the intensity. I went blank. Time stopped. I bust as I groaned out. She didn’t stop. She continued to grind on top of me until I had to forcefully get her off. “I need that,” she said as she smiled and put her clothes on. “Well damn,” was all I could manage to say. I could have fell asleep right there in the car, but I had other things to do. We eventually got out, I gave her hug, and we parted ways.
Now it was time to go see of my Canadian associates, who was in town at the Comfort Inn. After that session, I definitely didn’t expect to have sex again….damn, was I wrong.
Pt. 2 Coming Tomorrow.




31 Comments
2/18/2010
omg that sounded great!! did u tell her to get the fuck off u?!?!?! lmbo!!!
LOVES IT…..
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February 18th, 2010 at 9:59 am
I had to, because it was HOT and she’s just sitting on top of me like we weren’t finished.
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2/18/2010
No homo, but that’s the UH entry we’ve all been waiting for. You describe the incidents with such detail. You plan on writing a memoir in the near future?
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2/18/2010
That was the best audio clip by far!!! I almost forgot I was at work, good job lol!
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2/18/2010
Are you afraid of AIDS? you fuck everybody that is attractive, has a pussy and talk some shit to you. know what makes you think that these women not saying and doing the exact same shit they doing to you with other niggas dummy thats why stds are runnin so rampant among the black community ….damn these women are fuckin dumb
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February 18th, 2010 at 10:45 am
get over it, he does what he does..one comment is not going to make him change ! duh..
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February 18th, 2010 at 8:10 pm
I don’t think we should really take every single one of his stories seriously. I mean females just can not be THAT EASY! Backseat Sex with a guy you barely know?! Seriously?! Condoms and sh** are not reliable 100% of the time! Are these girls prostitutes or something?! I think he just has a knack for writing “ok, good” soft-core erotica that I do enjoy reading and laughing at. A few more embellishments and elaborations he may be able to give Zane a run for her money (or not)!
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February 18th, 2010 at 9:10 pm
there always has to be someone in doubt. Why? I have no idea. Poitree, you better tell them something. lol @ prostitutes. ME? buy pussy? Lala are you reading this? lol. Freckles, Ohio, Akeelah, Micah, Tris,……somebody, lol.
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February 18th, 2010 at 10:35 pm
You know I don’t even bother anymore. I wait until something rubs me the wrong way, and then I go in. Messages like this have become redundant and are obligatory for people who need a reason to justify continuously reading and liking the blog. I ain’t got the time. But, I’ll go to bat for you babes. I always do…
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This is no one’s imagination running wild. Read the “her perspective” posts if you have the time. These are real situations with real women who really do this. I’d give a lil more, but I always get in trouble for typing too much LOL.
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But FYI: this aint fantasy ladies.
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February 18th, 2010 at 10:40 pm
And before yall ask…because I know you will…because you’re new. No. We are not sleeping together. LOL. I feel like I need to make that a disclaimer with every post where I’m referenced.
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2/18/2010
i loved it, it sounded just perfect & just right ! can’t wait until tomorrows story
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2/18/2010
wow!!!!!!!!!!!! your detailed description was so well, i so could picture it in my mind…..i bet it sounds juicy…haven’t listened to the clip yet….this post was definetley a winner………& you should think about writing a book….you have a nice way w/ words, extended vocabulary and you have way knack fo peaking peoples intrest,….with some of the mess they have people reading now, i know you would sell….
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2/18/2010
I’m jealous! I have to wait till I get home to listen to the audio clip….
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2/18/2010
Thanks to the audio, I just got off two muffled orgasms in the library of my campus.
5 stars.
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2/18/2010
shortie sounds like a winner my nigga. if u done with her throw her my way
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2/18/2010
damn boi she got good service. i cant wait 2 read and hear the next one. it better have audio 2!!!! and make it longer
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2/18/2010
LOL. This audio had me dying. You are so RUDE!
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February 18th, 2010 at 9:10 pm
what did I do?
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February 18th, 2010 at 10:38 pm
Ol girl was trying to regain her composure, so much so that she didn’t hear what you said. Not only did you say “get the eff off me” but when she said “huh?” probably expecting something sexy and congratulatory, you repeated it. AND LOUDER AND MORE FORCEFUL. But that isht was hilarious!!! *sigh* Today is one of the days I heart you…now tomorrow…? LOL. And why haven’t we talked today? And NO that 2 sec conversation didn’t count. Come up out of whatever woman you’re in and call your BFF.
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The Mgmt
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February 19th, 2010 at 1:44 pm
He is rude Poitree. I peeped that awhile back. He talks to these women any ole kinda way….but, they don’t seem to mind it. shrugs.
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February 19th, 2010 at 5:25 pm
this nigga dont talk to all of em like that. plus they was fucking. is there a code to talking to chicks who are not your girl when ur fucking them.
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February 19th, 2010 at 6:01 pm
He talks to women the way they allow him to. He’s never spoken to me that way. And he never will.
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February 19th, 2010 at 7:41 pm
This was sex. I’d say anything to anybody during sex. I can tell when a woman is so far gone she doesn’t even understand or process what I’m saying to her.
2/19/2010
I will not lie, I enjoyed the audio. What I’m laughing at the most is though is how she went in Target with you while you shopped for another woman.
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February 19th, 2010 at 7:41 pm
for all she knows I could have been shopping for my sister or something.
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2/20/2010
aha !
i like the audio
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February 20th, 2010 at 1:10 pm
i bet you did. go do some homework young lady.
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2/20/2010
Damn uH, “get the fuck up” was a tad harsh…I’m not surprised tho lmbo. And for those who can’t understand uH’s appeal, read “The Art of Seduction” by Robert Greene…
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2/22/2010
I think I just orgasmed listening to that?!?!?
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February 22nd, 2010 at 10:24 pm
yall silly.
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2/23/2010
that audio was lovely… I wish all dudes could make noise like that during sex.
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