You Just Want To Cuddle?
I was having a conversation with my lady associate from Florida last weekend and she just up and said, “I need someone to hold me.” Um, ok? I said, “you want someone to fuck you.” She immediately went off on a tangent about why she can’t find a man to just want to hold her and why does it always have to be about sex.
I can’t speak for all men, as I’m sure plenty of dudes like to cake with their ladies all the time. But as for me, when I touch you, I’m ready to fuck. Unless we’re in front of your family or something, where my mind and hormones will be in a conflicting situation, there doesn’t need to be any touching unless we’re getting ready to bang out. I have a sex drive that is seriously crazy. I’m sure people say that, but when a girl lays on me while we’re watching a movie or even stares in my eyes for too long, I get hard. Once I’m hard, I want to fuck. If I want to fuck, and you don’t want to, I have no reason to be around you….atleast not until my problem is solved. This is one of the reasons my mains and ex’s are great women, lol. They wanted to cuddle just like most women, but they did it enough to get their required happiness, then they went on to cuddling my dick and so forth. Great job!!! Everyone wins that way.
If you want a cuddle buddy, go get a gay friend, cause around these parts, it’s not going down like that. I had a girl from Ecorse try that shit on me, TWICE. Came over my apartment and wanted to just lay in the bed with me and cuddle, but not have sex. What the fuck? Girl, do you seriously think I drove 15 minutes (actually an hour total, cause it was two round trips), so I could lay in the bed with you……and not fuck you? lmao. Then after 10 minutes of her not putting out, I told her I was ready to take her home, she gets all mad. What for? I’m not 10 years old. I’m not going to lay in the bed with a hard dick when there’s a sexy female laying next to me who’s very capable of making it go soft.
On your period? I could care less. Suck it out. Do whatever it takes so that I can get this big cloud of lust from over my head that YOU created. Otherwise, get away from me. I rather jack off then to sit around a chick while I’m horny…….or while I’m taking you back home, another girl can be on her way.
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16 Comments
1/25/2009
“On your period? I could care less. Suck it out.”
Excuse my ignorance….but what do you mean????? Surely not what I am thinking…..
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1/29/2009
I feel bad for you man,you are sooo right..and you have these bitchin females on here saying negative stuff on here….all ur posts are exactly what every man thinks about daily…i had a text the other day from my girl asking us to explore the world of cuddling and hugging…and what did i do?….bust out laughing
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2/1/2009
You are on point dude. Females going around cuddling are just freaks with too much abandonment issues. Fuck all that love shit no man in there right mind is gonna give up their bed to a female who won’t give up that pussy.
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2/3/2009
lmao @ Natalie. I mean…….give me some HEAD. Whatever needs to be done to get the job done.
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3/18/2009
What about the ones who want to cuddle AFTER sex. Once I’m done two or three rounds I’m thinking of how I can beat traffic taking you HOME and you thinking about my DVD collection….lol
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March 19th, 2009 at 9:38 am
lmao. I feel you Chris.
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3/20/2009
“Once I’m done two or three rounds I’m thinking of how I can beat traffic taking you HOME…”
thats my new favorite quote!!
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3/21/2009
i just laff at you guys it’s funny because i know this is exactly how men think, but trust me when a man is ready to lay everything down and be with one woman then cuddling and all that shit is going to be on his mind,what you say just makes me laff because i know you’re still in that not ready to settle down phase, i hope you still make blogs after you have gotten out of that stage…it will interest your readers a whole lot…
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7/21/2009
See with me that cuddle stuff don't work…It always lead to something else
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7/25/2009
its just interesting on how females can just be ok with that, especially if we have previously done something… i know i play dirty im going for hotspots touching caressing feeling (and not even the major areas) and im willing to bet by the time im done you will want it more than me
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6/2/2011
How often do you get laid? I’d venture to say not frequently.
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June 3rd, 2011 at 12:03 pm
Yea, you’re right…I never have sex. :-\
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9/12/2011
-_- what’s wrong with cuddling… I’m 18 and im not as quick to the draw as you.
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10/12/2011
Who cares about periods. Fuck anyway. You can wipe it off after. Yeah it’s a little dryer usually but whatever.
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12/30/2011
Could you be anymore of an asshole? Everything in life is not about sex. You are so crude! You disgust me!
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December 31st, 2011 at 9:14 pm
my momma though? lol
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