So Now I’m A Lame?

Not too long ago, a young lady that attends Eastern Michigan University, told me that she no longer wishes to have anything to do with me. That was….3 or 4 weeks ago. As usual, that didn’t last long, as I got a message from her via yahoo IM saying a casual hello or “can you be my bff?” for the last 3 or 4 days. I messed with the girl a while back, nothing serious, never went out, she came over…we had sex….and we talked on the phone a few times. She found out I had sex with her friend, was disgusted for a while, then we had sex again. Last night, we begain our yahoo chat discussing the Steve Harvey / Katt Williams comedy show….and somehow, we ended up here….

Now usually when a girl doesn’t let you hit again in 5 months, there is one of three things wrong:

1. Your dick wasn’t shit.

2. All she wanted was sex.

3. She wants to see if all you wanted was sex.

I can erase #2 from the lists because she contacted me way too much for that. Number one is plausable, but it’s not like we had sex once, and then it was all over. The second time, which included her generous showcase of oral sex upon me, may or not have been enjoyable for her….but she still kept talking to me afterwards. The third one seems like reality. Everytime we talked, she said “all you want to do is fuck me.” That’s not really true, but I was growing tired of her weird ways, so my hormones did contribute to everytime I chose to speak to her.

Why is it now, that after all this time, my dick isn’t shit or I’m a lame? I mean, let’s be clear here, I had sex with two other girls she knows. My lameness is working pretty well sexually. Not only that, but they all know, and they still did it. Not to mention the naked pictures and videos that I took after the fact. I guess weak dick can do that to a female.

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Author: The Undresser

Black, Single, and Not Looking. Enjoys grilled salmon, cold glasses of water, and grocery shopping at Meijer. Likes women with nice ass to waist ratios, Reese Cups, and watching Real Time with Bill Maher. Dislikes cigarettes, littering, and disobedient children.

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