Scoop, Bang, and Dip
Anybody who re member’s me I’m back! How are you doing? Hope all is well. I can’t complain either. God is good, life is good, family is good, what more could I ask for? Anyway let me get into this crazy/funny story.
Sometimes you only need to have sex one time to have that lasting affect on a girl. If it wasn’t for my ex, this girl and I wouldn’t have ever had sex. This is maybe 2 years ago, this other girls calls me for a drink, just as friends nothing more. My ex pops up, cusses at me…blah blah. So I’m with the other girl she’s laughing at how immature my ex was acting.
We end up back at my place, and one blunt lead to another, and we ended up having sex. She danced at one point so it was like an all night thing. We were going at it for a while. Woke up and did the same thing. I dropped her off and didn’t see her for about a year.
We see each other at a club, she’s looking very thick, and we flirt and just give each other the googley eyes. I know she’s still feeling me, and I’m def still feeling her. She told all her friends that I fucked her better than anyone has. I never believe when a girl tells me this, but she has NO reason to lie, so it means so much coming from her. Also for the simple fact she didn’t tell me lets me know it’s real too. Some shit a guy doesn’t need to hear, we already know. Don’t you think after your second orgasm I can figure out I’m fucking you good. It’s so much more of a turn on when a girl doesn’t even act like sex is good. Get off my dick bitch, literally. I know I’m the shit you don’t have to tell me.
So were texting each other two weeks ago, I’m telling her how I miss her and that pussy, and she telling me she misses that dick. I ask her what she’s doing; she tells me she’s over her baby daddy house. Now if you live in Detroit this is the typical “Detroit Nigga”. Fitted hat that has been customized, some lame name brand outfit on, and yes I said outfit because that shit sells together, timberland’s all year long, pictures with cartiers, money, and guns. Look like he brushes his teeth once every three days, just a hustlin’ ass Detroit nigga.
She’s scared of him; like I’m pretty sure he’s put his hands on her type of shit. LOL…Its funny to me because this is the guy she chose to have a kid with, I’m not mad, but I mean whatever, it’s not mine. So I tell her to come over, she’s like HELL NAH, plus he picked me up. I can’t drive over if I wanted, also he’s still up. I took the fact that she didn’t just leave it at “hell nah”, that she wanted me to figure out a way. I told her, roll him up some weed, make sure you all in the bed, and when he falls asleep Ill come scoop you. It was a Friday night so I told her if he wakes up while she’s gone, she can just tell him she went out with her girls
Plan works as scheduled; she runs out of that house like a bat out of hell, I pull off like I had a bat mobile. The irony! LOL. So I told her where just going to go park somewhere so I don’t have her out late, she starts sucking me up before we even get there. She starts licking and kissing on my neck while I’m driving and grabs on my pants. She whispers in my ear “there he is” referring to my dick. We park, make out for a few minutes then I start going in. I can’t believe her shit is still tight after a baby, and a thug boyfriend baby daddy. She was creamin’ all over my lap too, it was crazy.
So we grab some McDonalds, and while were pulling of she yells out “SHIT!” She forgets all about her cell, and just like she expected baby daddy has called 20 times, and text’d 30. I tell her Ill hurry up and get her home. Where driving past the crib this nigga is definitely up, all the lights are on. I tell her I’ll just drop her off right in front by the curb once we drive around the block again. I feel so bad….not really. She is my friend though so I hate she has to deal with the bullshit, but I think she likes the attention. Finally I drop her off, and go home.
She texts me the next day and tells me how great the night was, and hopes it can happen again, one day. She said no time soon though because her baby daddy didn’t believe anything she said. We’ve been texting ever since, I give her relationship tips, and try to help her figure out the bullshit he’s on. Its funny sometimes how sex can make people hate each other, love each other, or become the best of friends. Sometimes I really hate to love. 
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Author: HateToLove
Just an above average man looking for a soul mate. I'm easy to love, but hard to please. Money fuels me, but love gives me direction. I'm from Detroit, Michigan, any other questions hit the email. hatetoloveya@gmail.com
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23 Comments
1/20/2010
I like you. You seem like a nice young man. However, I would suggest that you leave this particular girl alone…definitely dont catch feelings. If you want to deal with her, deal with her strictly as a jump off…never get serious. She has drama to the left and the right. Good post.
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January 25th, 2010 at 1:12 am
i SO agree with QueenT that whole baby daddy drama can/will get a n***a caught up real quick. Just leave it as it is and if things get bad remember that its only pussy.
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1/20/2010
AWWW the ending was perfect on this one. I think the risk is what makes it fun. To a certain extent….you flirtin with DANGEROUS. Still puzled by one sentance tho..” give her relationship tips”…you?? realtionships?? relationship tips?? lol WELCOM BACK UH!
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January 20th, 2010 at 2:17 pm
Dont forget me and UH are two different guys. I go by Hate2Love. Thank you very much though.
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1/20/2010
WELCOME BACK BABES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Leave shorty alone, she’s playing games… I don’t get that she can’t get away from her baby daddy…If you’re not in a relationship, eaten wedding cake or walked down the isle you are free to come & go as you please, what is she his pet, does he have her on a leash? Whateva..Just make shorty a jump off, cut off all communication except the basic ” Are we fuckin tonite, today, right now?”…And let her deal with all his b.s by herself.
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1/20/2010
That reads right there was HOT! And I ain’t lyin’! U bein’ a super beast goin’ to pick her up knowin’ when u drop her off she was goin’ to catch hell but she still manages to contact u later. She a ride or die chick fa real even tho she can seriously get messed up for putting herself in that situationa and i’m sure you don’t want that. So… be careful if u can’t let her go. I don’t want anything to happen to u… And On some real real stuff. Leave her alone because u know her dude may have dudes watching her now and u really dont want to get caught up in some mess. KEEP IT UP
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1/20/2010
“Plan works as scheduled; she runs out of that house like a bat out of hell, I pull off like I had a bat mobile.” SCREAMIN!
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1/20/2010
You stay in Detroit ? We need a FL Hate2Love (:
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January 20th, 2010 at 6:35 pm
hit that email up.
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1/20/2010
da hell?
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I haven’t even read this doggone story yet. Just saw the author. What da heck are you doing back? LOL. Ok. I’ll be back. Going to read. I’ll be back in a minute…Welcome back by the way. I’ve missed your logic and sanity….
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January 20th, 2010 at 8:21 pm
You are too close to this one. Be careful H2L or homegirl gone have you in some isht. And you don’t have need nor time for anyone else’s baby daddy drama.
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January 20th, 2010 at 8:33 pm
your totally right. Im so not about the drama at all. It was just like a fling that I wanted to rekindle. I probably wont see her for another year and a half again.
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1/20/2010
H2L,
I’m so glad your back. I’ve been waitinn for you lol. Interesting post, I see you still around the WRONG women. I think you should continue to be goodfriends tho, she deff. needs that, just don’t get too involved. I remember your last post what happen to the potential??
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January 20th, 2010 at 11:18 pm
I don’t mess with non of them hoes now more. lol
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January 20th, 2010 at 11:18 pm
I don’t mess with non of them hoes now more. lol
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January 21st, 2010 at 4:35 pm
none of them hoes?
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Yeah. So, can we get an *update* post as to why those women all of sudden became “them hoes”? You’re leaving out very important information. Please and Thank you.
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The Mgmt.
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1/20/2010
Oh, and funny thing. When you wrote “anyone remember me” I hurried to scroll past the post to see if it was you
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1/21/2010
Lol, downa*ss I did the same thing.
Welcome back H2L!! You’ve always been my favorite.
This chick sounds like too much drama, leave her alone.
What’s with you and baby mommas? Wasn’t that you that had that stripper/prostitute chick who brought her kid with her to the telly? Lmao.
I got a baby, and no baby daddy drama, can I get some play? Hah
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January 21st, 2010 at 11:34 am
hahaha, you dont want that.
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1/21/2010
look who’s back? she has too much extra baggage, not needed. drop her..
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1/25/2010
See this is why I like you H2L! You’re a good guy. I know that one day you will get married and probably stay married. Ur probably going to have an awesome relationship by the time you get through going through this kinda stuff. These situations are just gonna help you find the right one.
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1/27/2010
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2/4/2010
Yay! Welcome back I’m happy to se
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