Wifey Type? LMAO

Here’s a fact women, if you were really wifey type, you’d be married. But that’s too general, so let’s explore this further.

If you mean you’d make a good wife to someone out here, well duh. Out of all these men out here, I’m sure someone would marry you and be happy. Having the potential to make some man happy is something every woman has, that’s not a unique trait. The question is, are you the wifey type to the man that you want? If not, it doesn’t matter.

See, I have girls who text me and their signatures say **wifey type**. But to me, they’re just the **jumpoff type**. How could you possibly be the future wife of a good dude if you’re letting all these other men run through you faster than USAIN Bolt? Nothing about you says wifey material. You’re broke and you’re a freak for any dude with his own house and car. You’re only the wifey type for a dude who can’t get the woman he really wants, so he settles. You’re more like the backup type.

Wives don’t say “wifey type”. They are the WIFE, no type needed. You are the girl who thinks you are just what a man needs, but your opinion on this doesn’t matter. The men in your life get to decide rather you’re a woman worth them marrying, not you.

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Author: The Undresser

Black, Single, and Not Looking. Enjoys grilled salmon, cold glasses of water, and grocery shopping at Meijer. Likes women with nice ass to waist ratios, Reese Cups, and watching Real Time with Bill Maher. Dislikes cigarettes, littering, and disobedient children.

2 Comments

Natalie

1/19/2009

Yea I’ve always wondered why girls who are clearly the village bicycle label themselves as *wifey* and half the time they also got pictures off they’re tits and ass on they’re profile…

By the way his name is USAIN Bolt not Hussien =)

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The Undresser

1/21/2009

thank you for correcting my ignorance, I’ll fix that.

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