No Head, No Service

Let’s rewind back to May 5, 2009, when I blogged about her on What’s The Real Reason I Can’t Hit?. I assumed we were done after that, but unsurprisingly, I got an text message from T yesterday. She was on that same ol’ stupid female crap, but I let them come back when they realize the grass isn’t ALWAYS greener on the other side.

The text I got from T read like this…

“these dudes just don’t know how to put it down like you. I miss you and I need you to come do what you do best”

Oh really. Bet. I made the little trip over shorties house in the burbs, expecting enough magnificent session because simply put, she loves me stroke game, which in turn, makes me love to hit it. But noooooo, she couldn’t just let me come over and bang it out, she had to be SO DAMN THIRSTY.

We were watching some movie with Mya and that other sexy light-skin lady (it’s came on BET before) while I let my camera’s batteries charge. She couldn’t just sit tight though. She had to rush at it like I wasn’t going to be there for a while. She was turning me off, but when I look back at it, she wasn’t acting any different then how I act when I’m ready to slide into something. Fact remains, I wasn’t horny….yet.

When I got ready to make it happen, I instructed her to undress me. Unbuckling my belt, pulling them down, pulling my d*ck out through my boxers. She complied. Just when I thought shit was about to get good, I told her to kiss it, and she said……..NO. Excuse me? Let’s try this again, “kiss it shortie” I said with more of a firm voice. “I’m not sucking that, I don’t know where it has been” she responded snarly. I quickly replied, “it’s been in the same places it was before you sucked it the other 100 times.” She looked away with an attitude. I guess she thought I was gonna just hit it anyway………

See, I’m not a beggar. Once you tell me no, then 99% of the time, it’s over. Actually, Freckles and I just fell out about this same thing the other day. See, it’s not that they don’t suck d*ck, it’s that they didn’t want to suck my d*ck right then and there, and at this very spoiled point in my life, I rather not hit at all than let a chick deny me something.

I asked T one last time, “so you’re not going to suck it?” and she shook her head no. I pulled up my shorts, put on my shoes and left. I didn’t give it a second thought. She sent me a text shortly after, but I told her to just erase my number and take care. She let me know that she “really wanted it” and she’s sorry I felt that way.

Ah well, no biggie. See theUNDRESSER never leaves the house, and I do mean NEVER, without atleast four numbers in my call log of women who live in the area that I intend in going to. I got a backup for the backup, just incase they act up. But, before I could start calling my eastern Detroit associates, Jabs called me and of course I rather be with her anyday. Needless to say, she took care of me.

Don’t get it wrong, I’ve had sex hundreds of times without getting head first, but if I want it, and the woman doesn’t give it to me, I’m leaving. ESPECIALLY if it’s a woman that has sucked it 50 times before. There was one thing that Freckles and T had a valid point on though, and that was that I wasn’t eating any p*ssy, so how could I demand head? That’s true, but T is the one who called me begging for the d*ck.

So ladies, gents, sluts, and manwhores…..do you care if you get head before sexual intercourse begins? Do you consider it a form of foreplay? Have you ever just walked out on someone who wouldn’t give you head?

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Author: The Undresser

Black, Single, and Not Looking. Enjoys grilled salmon, cold glasses of water, and grocery shopping at Meijer. Likes women with nice ass to waist ratios, Reese Cups, and watching Real Time with Bill Maher. Dislikes cigarettes, littering, and disobedient children.

2 Comments

AGK

1/20/2010

Lol, it is kinda lame to say that, especially if u gave the person head plenty of times b4.
She was just tryna be smart or sth, but i guess that’s what she gets.

I dont really care if the guy goes down on me before sex.
Most times it’s welcome, but 98% of the times, i wont ask for it. I
‘ve met enough men that get turned on by going down on a woman, and of course it’s a form of foreplay, but to me, it’s just not that necessary.
It’s been a couple times that i didnt give the guy head, but that was either cuz we had no time, or cuz of some other specific reason, cuz i usually enjoy doing it

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T

2/3/2010

Well you already know how are relationship was. I dont beg for dick i wanted yours because you know your the shit. but for you to leave like that was just wow…. and lol at 50 times before come on now i dont even like doin it. lol more like 15 or so but its all good buddy. Although i do still miss you and havent found another who puts it down like you. so just like you wrote about me on here lol yea i still think about you to….:)

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