That Funny Taste In Her Mouth

These girls nowadays, I tell you. They ain’t worth the $1 thongs they taking off. I met up with this lil’ thick chick that I met a few days earlier at Belle Isle (while I was with another chick….shouts out to “Starburst” on that “girlie” shit). Never really had a phone convo with her or anything, I really just needed to find a partner for me and my associate to play with for a while. So I hit her up and I tell her to meet me at this gas station on 7 Mile and Woodward.

I pull up and and park next to her Dodge Stratus that seems like it’s about to fall apart any second now. I ask her to go get me a Reese Cup and she kinda looks at me funny but then gets out and goes in. I only asked her so I could see how many dudes out of this “NIGGA PACKED” parking lot would try to get on and to see if she would pay them any attention. The hounds stepped out of their Monte Carlo’s and Chargers real quick……but she seemed to ignore them as she walked back to me with the WRONG REESE CUP!!! How hard is it to just get a plain damn pack of Reese Peanut Butter Cups??!!!

Ok forget all that, so we’re back sitting in my car making small talk. She’s asking me about ol’ girl who was with me at Belle Isle and stuff like that. About 3 minutes into it, we started talking about sex. I invited her to a spot, but she told me she had to go soon, but she wanted it bad. She just didn’t have time to kick it like that. So I decide to grab her hand and put it on my pants to give her a little bit more drive…she still was like nah. Then I told her to pull it out. Mind you, we’re still sitting in the parking lot. Tints on deck though.

She grabs it, blah, blah. Now her mouth is on it. Her head is……boring to say the least, but I didn’t stop her. I filled my mind with thoughts of her and Starburst both sucking my dick, so that kept me hard. She stops, “I have to go.” Out of curiosity, I ask her why. She responds, “I have to go pick up my man from work”.

LMAO. You would not believe the laughter that came out. It’s not funny that she has a man and is sucking my dick, that’s kind of normal. But DAMN MA. You gone put another mans dick in your mouth right before you go kiss your dude. That SUCKS. I really feel bad for that dude. The bitch ain’t even bad, on any type of level either. That’s not to say anything negative about her, that’s just like…….why would any dude wife this bitch? EVER.

I’m starting to go soft after laughing so damn hard, but I get her to put her mouth back on it again. She tried to get me to cum, but I just wasn’t into it like that, so I let her go pick up hubby.

She called me later, but I was so disgusted that a bitch would do her dude THAT GRIMEY, that I just passed on her. It’s one thing to fuck me on the side, but damn, I mean you kissing him not even 10 minutes after my dick was in your mouth? And you ain’t even brush your teeth, chew some gum, gargle, nothing? EWWWWW.

Women have the nerve to say niggas ain’t shit, as if they don’t do dudes hella wrong. I’ve ran thru so many girls with dudes I’m surprised it hasn’t killed my faith in the female species by now. Ah well, I hope they are still together and living happily ever after.

To the ladies, and be honest, have you ever had any type of sex with another man while you were supposed to be in a committed relationship with another man?

If so, why not just end it with the dude you’re supposed to be with and then go have fun? Why drag him along under a false pretense?

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Author: The Undresser

Black, Single, and Not Looking. Enjoys grilled salmon, cold glasses of water, and grocery shopping at Meijer. Likes women with nice ass to waist ratios, Reese Cups, and watching Real Time with Bill Maher. Dislikes cigarettes, littering, and disobedient children.

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