Freckles: Access Granted
I told her to have on a dress and some heels. She sent me back more than a few pics of different heels she’d put on for me, as if I was really that deep into it. I appreciate a mean heel game though and shorties diversity in brands and styles was in the top 5 I’ve ever seen. It took me a little over a week, with more than 5 visits, but finally, we got it poppin’.
“From Her Perspective” was the first time we met up. There were some things she left out that absolutely drove me crazy. She likes to….rap. Anybody who knows me knows that I can’t stand the sound of a female rapping. She’s the degree toting woman with a corporate job that still likes to say “nigga” and “boss”. But for every moment that she shows me a little bit too much of that Detroit-ish, she pops up with some stellar idea on how to make that money work. She drops some valuable words of wisdom that lead to thought provoking combo. The woman is well rounded. She constantly teaches me not to judge a book by it’s cover. Still, I can only put up with so much.
A few meetings after that, I ended up getting her back to a parking lot, in the backseat, titties out, touching private areas, etc… NO GO. As The Journalists likes to note, “access denied”….again. I was just about done with her after that to be honest. I didn’t call her again for three days, but when I finally did, she explained to me that being another chick in the backseat of my car was not something she desired to be. “Just let it happen,” she said, but I’m not one to wait. I figured I’d give it one last go, noting that my chance of success would be slim.
I picked her up for the last time and we headed downtown. As we sat down, we were soon interrupted by a group of niggas who decided that talking about how they beat somebody’s ass for trying to steal their Yays (Cartier glasses) was something they should do LOUDLY, right next to us. Rather than possibly get jumped or have to shoot these fools, we relocated. That’s when the funk started.
On a random note, why the heck are large groups of men even down there? There should be no more than 2-3 men in a car together at any given time…it’s like they’re scared to come outside by themselves….ok moving on….
She was straight up getting on my nerves. “Take me for all that I am, or get none of me.” Blah, blah, blah. She was really pushing my buttons. I was ready to just leave her yellow ass down there and go home. After her last annoying comments, I went through my phone and erased her number. I just told her to come on so I could drop her off. I must have walked 50 ft in front of her, on my phone trying to set up the next chick to go see. In my mind, this stint with Freckles was over.
Then some bullshit happened. I turned bi-polar or something. I think Jabs could probably relate. In all of my disgust on this hoodness of this chick, I looked back at her and saw her sex appeal. It was killing me. She had this, “boy bye” kind of look to her. It turned me on. Now it was a new challenge. Maybe I’m slightly retarded, but this was my new motivation. By the time we got back to my car, we were next to eachother laughing again.
We drove down the street and ended up at another park. Fast forward to groping, kissing, rubbing, all over a table under a shed. I had her dress all the way up, grabbing her ass. I slid my middle finger up her thighs and moved her panties to the side, continuing on to rub against her clit. She was getting moist to say the least, but the other couples kept frequenting the area. I couldn’t get a break, everytime one couple left, another one showed up. Besides, I still didn’t know if this was the green light, since this is the same stuff that happened in my back seat a few days earlier.
To avoid having to possibly have sex while watching my back, I took her to yet another spot. Somewhere she’s never been. She questioned how in the world I know about all these places and I just responded, “I get around.” After spraying some OFF to keep the mosquitoes away and slyly grabbing some condoms, we head to a picnic table. GREEN LIGHT.
She kicks off her shoes, I lay her down on the table and slide my finger inside her to see if she was ready. SHE WAS. I put on the condom in like .01 seconds and got in it. The weather was beautiful. A slight breeze, but warm. I went in not rock solid and she could tell. That damn table was so low, it was hard to get my stroke game right, but I kept it going. She didn’t let that go on for long though, as she hopped off the table, putting one leg on the ground and the other leg up against the seat. She spread her ass apart and let me slide in. WELL DAMN. The scene was so damn sexy, it resembled a porno (sorry we left the phones and cameras in the car). I was on some other shit. She arranged her body about 10 different ways on that table, until her legs turned in noodles, lol. I was really throwing backshots galore. My d*ck was so hard you could have hung a mink off it. But it got to the point that she just couldn’t stand up anymore.
So we headed back to my backseat to finish it up. This was wack though. I couldn’t f*ck her back there, it just wasn’t the same. She tried to ride it, but it just wasn’t poppin’. I laid her down on the backseat, but again, I couldn’t get rock hard for sh*t. It was the environment. I man’d up though and as she talked shit, I put my hand over her mouth, which turned me on QUICKLY. Poitree says I’m secretly into S&M. The more she tried to talk, the harder I tried to shut her up. Now this is what I needed. She started to throw it back and before long I came. Nah, she didn’t cum, but f*ck it, I’m ready for Rd 2.
Unfortunately, she had to go to work at like 7am or something, so she suggested that I take her home. That first night, she told me she had NO TIME for weak sex. So since she didn’t cum, I assumed it was over, but she was surprisingly happy. “That shit was so sexy,” she exclaimed after we got back in the front of my car. I guess the rush of f*cking outside on that picnic table had her feeling good.
Had I made a mistake? I’m not sure. This girl gets on my nerves when she gets in her hood zone, but the other side of her intrigues me. I think a few more sexual sessions are in order.
Oh yea, these are the heels I told her to wear…
….guess I’m boring.
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46 Comments
8/19/2009
Is this just another girl or is she main potiential? Sounds like more than just a session Uh but anyway nice story.
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August 19th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Certainly NOT main material! She’s too hood for him. Not to mention she’s light skinned.
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August 19th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Idk It seems like he may be feeling her a little bit more than then average person. He said she intrigues him. U never know…
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8/19/2009
Mission Accomplished, right??
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8/19/2009
I really like this site because it gives me a better understanding of how a man’s mind works. Keep it coming!!
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August 19th, 2009 at 11:49 am
No sweetie all men mind’s don’y work like this. This is just Uh’s thinking. Their are some dudes that just want to hit but all men don’t think just this. Uh mentality is Uh’s mentality.
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August 19th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Thank God For That.
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8/19/2009
is this when you said all the parks were formin against you? she does sound extra hood … and you do sound like you might be into s&m! im sure if you got her on a bed itd be a lot better too … jus choke her a lil next time so she shuts up!
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8/19/2009
Cute shoes……
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August 20th, 2009 at 8:45 am
her shoe game is on point.
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8/19/2009
Wow i cant believe i just found this site. Your writing is amazing. I just started a secret sex blog. its bossyshyt.wordpress.com if u could check it out and give me some feedback that would be great.
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August 19th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
How do you have a SECRET blog?
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August 19th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
I read some of sexcapades pt. 1……. I can’t give you feedback because I can’t read about women’s sexual sessions (go figure). Never would I want to read about how some other dude was f*cking. If you start kissing girls, send me a link.
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August 20th, 2009 at 12:03 am
i jus tried to check the blog out and it said it was deleted …
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8/19/2009
I like those shoes on the right! anyways good story, looks like we’ll be hearing more of her
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8/19/2009
Funny Freckles said access denied then let you hit after 1 week. Welp.
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August 19th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Another one bites the dust.
LMAO @ welp.
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8/19/2009
Lol @ it only taking a week. You waste no time. Lol
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August 19th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
If I see girl A for a total of 10 hours in 5 days and girl B for a total of 10 hours in 6 months………did I really fuck one faster than the other? Calendar time means nothing, it’s the amount of actual CLOCK TIME that you are with someone. I’ve known girls that call themselves not letting me “hit” for a year…but I was only for them for like 45 minutes in that entire year. I’ve heard of women giving the 3 month rule to men, but they only see the dude once or twice a week. How much time did they really spend with him? That’s the same thing as me seeing a woman everyday for 2 weeks.
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August 19th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
This is so true. I NEED to have some of my friends read this comment that length of Calendar time does not correlate with “Quality Time”. They have the exact same mentality so that they believe “talking” to a dude for a year and yet only going on less than 10 dates with him equates to actually dating a dude for year. Nope! The guy that I’m talking to know probably thinks that talking on the phone with me everyday for 6 months and only going on 6 dates during the time doesn’t equates to 6 months (she ‘s gonna give me the cookie any day now it’s been well over 90 days) In my mind that’s 6 months of NOPE!
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August 19th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
I just have a low desire right now for men and I’m not lesbo. Just apathetic right now! big dick, don’t care.
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8/19/2009
LMAO. This is why I never say never. When the circumstances are right, anything is possible.
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8/19/2009
Don’t get me wrong. I really injoy this site a lot but I think its degrading towards woman. You pride yourself on all the woman you sleep with and how you shut those completly off that don’t give you what you want. In my opinion you look at it as the woman not being worth more than just a couple of sex objects and as soon as you get a couple of nuts you done with them. And I don’t put all the blame on you because us woman tend to feed in a lot, if not all, of what men may tell us and believe that “ok if I have sex with this guy and a do a damn good job at it he’ll stay and be my bf”. But no matter how u look at it pussy is pussy. But those females out here that have respect for themselves and are woman enough to tell you no you don’t want anything to do with them. Its like your sayin “ok fuck you for not lettin me fuck you and fuck the fact that you respect yourself as a woman”. Then you come and write about it in a blog which would be fine if it was a main and she was ok about it but its a different female everytime you turn around. I don’t know. I just thank its disrespectful. Not the blog in itself but just the way you carry yourself. With the attitude like well if your not going to give me what I want then your not good enough for me. Then you have the nerve to be picky. “Oh she can’t smoke she shouldn’t rap she should dress this way and talk that way” but at the same time its ok to spread her legs to any man that’s willing to fuck without gettin a title.
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August 20th, 2009 at 1:35 am
Lil too much realness for ya?! LOL
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August 20th, 2009 at 2:45 am
LMAO Female are you serious? *sigh* lemme guess you just got saved or some shit right?Why are you all upset over a man you clearly do not want? You would obviously not talk to him so why do his preferences bother you? He doesnt have the right to be picky? SMH who doesnt? I am by no means the best looking,accomplished woman in the world but i damn sure have the right to be picky. Shit no one is a robot programmed to just want any and everybody… smh. I think you need to put your big girl panties on pick up your soapbox and move it to a blog that is less offensive to your delicate sensibilities All this silly self righteous rhetoric has to be terribly wearing on you to keep up…
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August 20th, 2009 at 7:35 am
You know what? I’m not even mad at you natural beauty. Everyone is entitled to their own opinions. But, what does it say about you when you can say “It’s degrading to women” and “I enjoy it” in the same sentence”? In my personal experience, I do not participate in activities that offend me. Where is it ok to jump on a soap box and scream from the mountaintops into a megaphone how much you hate something and then go do the very thing you’ve said you don’t like? It is a hypocrite who points the finger of blame and then participates still. The more you read this blog, the more desensitized you’ll become to it and possibly more intrigued. And before you know it, you’ll have emailed him. LOL. I could take an anonymous poll and the numbers would probably be staggering of the number of women who said “I’ll never” and still wind up bent by UH…or trying to get bent (remember? he’s picky). This post about Freckles is partial testament to that. I’m not trying to jump on your back. But, your disgust is completely overruled by the fact that you enjoy it. Most people with guilty pleasures that disgust them tend to keep them secret. LOL. You’re entitled to feel how you feel. And actually made 1 or 2 good arguments. But, to me, your entire argument is null and void. Because you’re gonna come back and read every single post made after this one. *shrug*
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I wish the people who feel some type of way about these blogs but still participate would just keep silent. You’re making yourself look foolish to declare it’s wrong and pretty much admit that you’re still gonna come back. I think its hilarious.
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August 20th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
@natural beauty….you are so right!
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August 21st, 2009 at 10:24 am
Natural Beauty, this site can be a bit too much for one’s palate sometimes.
It can be very entertaining, but with an undertone of misogyny to a degree, there are a couple of other male sex blogs that keep it a bit toned down more; The Fly Guy Chronicles and Blogxilla.com, try them out as well as coming here, it seems to balance it out for me.
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8/20/2009
@ natural beauty, dang girl. That’s wassup. You feel just about the same way I do. I think this blog is somewhat of a guilty pleasure, or a car crash. You know you should not do it or you shouldn’t stare but you just can’t help it. I just keep coming back to this site for these darn juicy blogs!!
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8/20/2009
Ok yall want to know how I can feel as though UH degrates woman but still come back and read?? Because like I said I ENJOY it. Its very intertaining. But the way mr.uh carry himself is disrespectful to woman. Yea the stories are hot but at the same time he’s clearly states that when a woman starts tlkin about things he would rathere not here about “annoys” him. But yall so quick to jump down my throat and jump to his offense when that’s the damn problem. Yall putting this young man on a pedastal when he doggin yall out. But quick to complain on how ther aint no good men out here. They all dogs. Oh pleaz
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August 20th, 2009 at 7:31 pm
I have never, nor do I plan to have to, defend UH. And no one jumped down your throat. But, you stated an opinion. As did I. An opinion about being a hypocrite. Not about his actions. In indulging in and enjoying the blog, whether you want to admit it or not, you are an active participant. Because if WE didn’t read this blog, he probably wouldn’t continue to write it. Thus, there wouldn’t be one from him for US to read. But. You know. Opinions are subjective and everyone has one. *shrug* And for the record, I’ll never be the one who says there aren’t any good men out here and they’re all dogs. I meet them every single day. There you go again with those BROAD generalizations. Tsk tsk. *smh*
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8/20/2009
I agree 100% with natural beauty, but I view this blog as a form of entertainment, like Zane books. I don’t participate in the activities, but I’ll still read the stories. I like drugs movies but I don’t condone drug use, it’s a form of entertainment.
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8/20/2009
lmao @ me degrading women because I have sex with them. I talk to Angel and I don’t have sex with her. I talk to Poitree and I don’t have sex with her either. Trevine and Ciarra as well.
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August 21st, 2009 at 8:27 am
I get tired of saying this. Apparently, it’s overlooked when I say it. Thank you.
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I guess making a good argument means I’m letting you bang me out.
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August 21st, 2009 at 8:38 am
Well, that comment that natural beauty made Poitree, was due to the fact that he said that he does not need any more female friends and if he cannot hit then he moves on.
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August 21st, 2009 at 8:41 am
So, isn’t that a contradiction.
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August 21st, 2009 at 9:31 am
“any more” meaning he has enough of them and doesn’t need to add to the few he has. So, to me, no. It is not a contradiction. But, I guess that’s just MY reading comprehension. It’s obvious people in general read the comments, but don’t take the time to understand them (as this type of backlash has happened more than once). Never ONCE have I defended UH’s behavior. I always comment on the generalizations made about the women or about men/UH. I provide an opposing view that people don’t like. And that’s fine. My comments were on being a hypocrite. Nothing wrong with not liking the way he treats women. Nothing wrong with enjoying the blog anyway. But, to come sideways but continue reading anyway? Really? “Where they do that at?” I liken it to saying “I don’t do crack. I don’t like it. But, I enjoy watching others do it” And then sitting and watching some fool take their life!! Really? Extreme analogy but you get my point, I’m sure.
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Yes, it’s entertainment. Ok. And? Music is entertaining. But, I don’t listen, dance, or bop to music that’s degrading to women. If it comes on the radio or TV, I switch the channel. THEN. I rant and rave about it. Not while I’m steady shaking and dancing to it. I repeatedly disengage myself from things that I find offensive and don’t like. And if I do participate in it, I don’t let anyone else know. LOL. It would make me look like a fool.
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This is a public forum. All views are needed. Maybe not always liked. But definitely add to the allure of the blog.
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Anyhow, this is drawing out unnecessarily. LOL.
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August 21st, 2009 at 11:37 am
WOW Poitree girl, you said a handful! I don’t look to you to defend him and have never asked you to but wanted your feedback because you do tend to reply to other post to clarify things on his behalf, but your point of view. Just like you, I too, am very opinionated and like to get my point across. 1) Just because he does not degrade “EVERY” women does not mean he doesn’t degrade women. 2) To degrade- to lower, to drag down in moral or intellectual character. When UH states that any women he meets from here on out, either has to f*ck him or move on because anymore women he meets is not worthy enough to just have an intellectual relationship without sex, he views women as an object at this point…as a “walking pussy” it does matter what brain you have or what good blessings that women could have brought his way. Its like “Fuck me or move on”. That’s the sort of thing I think degrades women. NOT the many women he has sex with because they had a hand in that. He did not FORCE anyone to do that. Many men, think and behave like that so you cannot fault the man without not faulting the women. I don’t condone it but that doesn’t matter. Nevertheless, it is going to be one of those things to agree to disagree. Sorry UH, we have taken over this post with our on drama…..just like a woman …lol
8/20/2009
“Access denied?” word? In this instance, her slight resistance was a turn on rather than turn off. Lmao @ your dick being so hard you could hang a mink on it.
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8/21/2009
Ok people. Yall are going to far now. This been over 3 days ago. So if it don’t apply then don’t reply. Im tired of people trying to make there argument STILL. Its over!!
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8/21/2009
lol, yea some of yall “POITREE” gotta let it go. GO DO SOME DAMN WORK baby, lol.
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THESE COMMENTS ARE GETTING WAY TOO LONG. GO START YOUR OWN BLOG IF YOU WANNA WRITE THAT MUCH, DAMN.
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besides that, I’m not contradicting myself. Don’t get it twisted, I DO NOT TALK to women I don’t have sex with. The only reason I talk to the women listed is because THEY DO NOT LIVE NEAR ME, AT ALL. Trevine, Poitree, etc… they all live in different states.
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August 21st, 2009 at 1:05 pm
oh hush up you. dangit. LOL.
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August 21st, 2009 at 3:05 pm
OK so I understand. Poitree, if you lived near him HE WOULD NOT BE YOUR FRIEND because he is not sexing you. That was the point I was making. But I guess you are ok with that, and think that rationale is ok. Ok, I’m cool….I’ll leave it be.
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August 21st, 2009 at 9:47 pm
*shaking my head* LOL The ASSumptions people make. I can’t. My word.
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August 21st, 2009 at 4:06 pm
lol I already knew that was the reason. I was going to say make a character limit but then people will double post.
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8/21/2009
I see there is a character limit, never mind. lol Where is the forum you said you would have up?
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