I Will Never Be The Same

21, dk-skin, False diva, white girl attitude, wack shoe game, ok in the face, SUPER IN THE ASS. This girls ass to waist ratio is so damn dumb, it made me feel retarded. So when I saw her at Mr. Alan’s (a sneaker/clothing store), I had to try her. Too bad a fat ass doesn’t make everything good.

After a few short phone conversations with her, everything seemed ok. In college, no kids, no drama. On the other hand, no car, no house, no money. Well shit, I knew where this was going real quick.

I get to her house and she’s not looking as good as her appearance at the store. For her to have this “I’m a princess” attitude, one would think she’d keep her weave in better shape. She walked up to my car and once again, I was fucking amazed by how fat her ass was. She gets in and we’re talking about random stuff. This is usually the make or break point for me, and it seems like this girl wasn’t even worth the effort.

She apparently likes to tell people to “go to hell.” She didn’t tell me that, but she was telling me how she told other people like that. She also mentioned death 1 time too many and I was instantly turned off. I absolutely can’t stand it when people say “go to hell.” I wouldn’t wish that on anyone. I also don’t like it when people say they hate something. That’s just way too much negativity being spread. BUT…..I couldn’t stop imagining that ass bouncing on my dick.

I thought this was the extent of her annoyance, until she uttered the words “I will never be the same”, a good……400 times in 20 minutes. Most young girls have some type of phrase they use a lot, especially girls who act like they’re on that prissy suburban shit. I wanted to really hit this girl with my shoe. She reminded me of Paris Hilton with those dumb ass phrases out of nowhere. It was such a fake and false persona, like she was fiending for attention. You know the girls who don’t get attention (well clearly her ass gets her enough attention), but the ones who don’t get the attention they want. They want the diva attention, the “damn that bitch BAD,” instead of the “damn look at her ass.” It seems like that’s what she was starving for. Well, she couldn’t get that from me cause…….well, the bitch wasn’t bad to me. Even if she wasn’t, I drool over no women……..except Lauren London, lol. To kick it up a notch, she made it seem like she was living the super-diva life. Nah, ma……PAUSE. See, I’ve met spoiled girls. Girls that were 17 and had 2009 cars. This girl has……no car. She lives on a block that screams “laid off autoworkers,” not college graduates. If we’re gonna keep it 100, that’s what it was.

I still stayed. All this in about 20 minutes of sitting in the car. To remind me while I’m still even there, I give her a hug and squeeze her ass. Ahhhh, now I’m focused again. Next up, she tells me why I can’t come in her house.

“My mom doesn’t let me have company like that.” Excuse me, can I see your id? Indeed, this girl is 21. So what else is going on in this strict household you ask? Well, her mother doesn’t allow her to leave after 9pm. Her curfew is 1am if she has left the house BEFORE 9pm. Not too bad? That only applies for non-school days….Thursday-Sunday. During her college class week, she can’t leave at all. She also can’t have dudes in the house when her mother isn’t there. YES, SHE’S 21….I VERIFIED IT. I couldn’t make this shit up if I wanted to.

At this point, I’m feeling like this is a waste of time. I call my bestfriend and tell her about this whole situation and she’s laughing her ass off. I had girls that were 18 and didn’t have all this shit going on. I finally leave and pretty much write her off. I didn’t stamp her with the DO NOT CALL stamp yet because I figured I’d pick her up from school one day, fuck her in the car, then drop her off.

A couple of days past in which she randomly text me. For whatever reason, she thinks everything is funny. In a MTV “like duh” kinda way. It’s actually very annoying. Communicating with her is starting to eat away at my intelligence, so I decide to either go try to bust a nut with this girl or stop talking to her in general. I pick the first one. I asked could I some squeeze her ass and she said yes. GREEN LIGHT. She followed that text with “that’s all though.” Yea ok, whatever you say.

I get to her house a few hours later and I’m getting my grab on outside. I have the trojans on deck, figuring I was gonna have to hit her in the car (which isn’t ideal for girls with a fat ass since I need to get behind that), but my plans were derailed when she said I could come in. Her moms wasn’t there (something that she could get in trouble for if caught) but her little sister who was 16 was upstairs sleep. According to her, we had to dodge both of them.

Now we’re in her living room chit-chatting while I’m grabbing her ass. After she sat on my lap, my dick started to get hard. It’s was jumping out of my pants so hard, she could feel it poking her butt. Now I gotta go in. I pull her back, as to lay against my chest as she’s sitting on my lap. I’m rubbing her thighs, taking little steps to see how far this could go. She stops me because her show, “The Game”, is about to come on. So we stopped for a while, then on the next commercial, I stand up and put her hands on my pants, her face lit up. GREEN LIGHT. I started to unzip my jeans, but she told me she didn’t wanna see it, or touch it. I said cool, then zipped my pants back up.

We sat back down on the couch and I started where I left off. As she’s laying back on my chest, I unbutton her pants. I whisper to her, “I just wanna see if it’s wet.” She says ok. As soon as I index finger touched her clit, I could feel her body tense up. GREEN LIGHT. I slide my finger down to her pussy and she’s slippery. I can hear her starting to pant and her pussy is becoming wetter by the second. As I rub my finger on her clit, I’m trying to figure out my next move. I left the damn condoms in the car and I wasn’t stopping to go get them. I get her to stand up in front of me and she takes her pants half way down so I can her ass in her big grandma panties (ewwww).

She told me she wore big panties because girls that wear thongs are automatically seen as hoes. I don’t know where she got that bullshit from. Newsflash for women, all panties look the same when they’re off. This is the second day I’ve seen this girl, she’s disrespecting her moms house, and the fact that her sister could come downstairs at any given second and see her getting fingered, but she’s worried about what panties she’s wearing and the impression they give off……….lmao. Girls.

Aight, so now it’s time for me to get this shit into 5th gear. She sits down in front me and pulls my dick out, once again, her eyes lit up. I must admit, this does wonders for my ego, lol. I’ve seen enough pornos to know I don’t have the biggest dick in the world, NO HOMO, but whenever women react to my dick like that, it makes me feel great. Moving along, she’s stroking my dick with her hand, as if she’s trying to jack me off. I’m so damn hard I know I could nut any second now, so I interfere. She seems to be disgusted by the leakage and/or pre-cum. Maybe she doesn’t do this often. A freak would lick that shit off and keep doing her thing. Doesn’t matter now, if she can even give C+ head, I’d nut.

I’m noticing she’s not sucking it, so I gotta baby her into this shit. For the record, I HATE DOING THAT. Damn girl, you’re kneeled down on the floor with my dick 3 inches from ur mouth, suck it already!!! So I take her thru the bullshit stages. “Kiss it right here”, blah, blah, blah. After a while, she’s knodding her head like her favorite song is on. I start to grab her head but she’s not feeling that, and removes my hand. At this point, who cares. She stops sucking it as I’m about to cum but she’s still stroking it with her hand. I tell her to bring her titties closer and……AHHHHHH, strong shots out the canon all over her titties. The first shot tap her chin. She “ewwwws, it’s warm”, and I crack up laughing. She grabs a towel out the closet and tosses it over to me. She starts to rush me out cause her mom can’t be that far away now. Cool with me.

After being gone for a good 5 minutes, I’m telling my bestfriend what happened. She’s like my personal record keeper just incase I forget that this girl ever existed. I get a text from ol’ girl saying how her moms pulled up right after I left. I was just glad I got my nut before any confusion came along.

I actually blame the mother, although I’m sure she means well, for all these dumb ass rules. This is what happens when you give a girl with a nice body all these regulations at 21 years old……..she sucks dick on your couch. Oddly though, I ended up telling my bestfriend, “I’ll never be the same.” I hope that bitch didn’t infect me with that dumb ass phrase. Nah……never.

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Author: The Undresser

Black, Single, and Not Looking. Enjoys grilled salmon, cold glasses of water, and grocery shopping at Meijer. Likes women with nice ass to waist ratios, Reese Cups, and watching Real Time with Bill Maher. Dislikes cigarettes, littering, and disobedient children.

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Vida Wenclawiak

8/15/2010

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