Bubble Butt Failure

I love a fat ass. Rewind, I LOVE A FAT ASS. It’s something so beautiful about a woman with a nice ass to waist ratio. Anybody can have big titties, but to me, a big butt is a carving of greatness. Unfortunately, just because a girl has a big stupid booty, doesn’t mean the sex is going to be good. I’m not blaming the girl, because it could very well be that she wasn’t really feeling me and I didn’t get her in the mood, but this was some straight bullshit.

Forgive me for the tone of this blog, but darn it, I’m not happy. It took me 4 tries to fuck this girl. FOUR TRIES. That means I’ve been alone with her 3 times without fucking her or getting my dick sucked. Now to my defense, she was on her period each of the prior 3 times, but I still failed to get my dick sucked. When I say I saw her four times, I mean 4 times in like 6 months, not anything consistent.

Before I continue, I’ll post one conversation back in early May (this was before we ever had sex).

As you heard, she clearly was open to possibility of us fucking, but she lived too far for me to drive. It was like 35 minutes and I just can’t do 35 minutes for something I can get around the corner. Anyway, time went on with the same ol’ stuff, me calling her once every few days seeing if she was back. Until one day, I called and she was back in the city. GREEN LIGHT.

Armed with about 10 extra condoms, I drive over her house, and we sit in the living room. She’s bullshitting. It’s almost like she doesn’t want to have sex, but she knows why I’m over there. She was dry and scripted. I had to take the initiative and get this thing moving.

We get up to her bedroom and it literally took me like 15 minutes to get her to start sucking my dick, it was horrible. I almost started to leave, as I know other girls who are much ‘happier’ about my dick being in their mouths. Of course though, I HAD to experience that ass bouncing on my dick, so I stayed.

Now I’m hard, not rock hard, but hard enough to roll the condom down. As soon as I rolled the condom down, I knew this was going to be wack. My dick was unresponsive. This girl just wasn’t doing anything for me. I laid her on her back and slid it in, I must have been HORRIBLE to her because she was dead in the bed. No movement, no energy, I guess my dick lacked what she needed to be motivated. I was still determined to bust my lackluster nut though.

I bend her over and get down to business. Her tone started to switch up real quick one I gave her a few dozen back shots. She gripped the sheets in her hands, damn near ripping it with her right hand. Her ass wasn’t as fun as I thought though. It lacked bounce. She has one of those firm big asses and that’s…….boring to me. A real waste of a donkey butt. I’ve seen girls with just a handful of ass, like Feds, but that shit MOVES. It’s fun to grab it, smack it, and watch the waves go through it as you hit it. This…..was not one of those times. I pulled her hair by her ponytail to try to stimulate the mental side of the sex, but it just didn’t work. I ended up going deep into my mind with some sexual fantasy of Lauren London and Therapist raping me. Ahhhh, Therapist was squirting on my dick as Lauren kissed it, it was beautiful. Too bad it wasn’t happening in real life. Loaded with that in my mind, I came in like 45 seconds, lol. I actually was smiling from ear to ear and I’m sure she thought it was because of her, ah well.

Right before I came, but after I pulled out, I snatched the condom off (I’ve gotten really good at that) and came on her ass. She slid off the back of the bed like she was scared the nut was going to run down her legs and went to the bathroom. I cleaned myself up, pulled my pants back up, and made my way to the nearest exit.

This is one girl that I never plan to have sex with again, unless she’s bringing some bubble butt friends. It was really a waste of my time, because The Teacher and China called me while I was there, but I had to see what was up. Now that my curiosity has been met, I can erase her from the database. I rather jack off then to put myself through that again.

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Author: The Undresser

Black, Single, and Not Looking. Enjoys grilled salmon, cold glasses of water, and grocery shopping at Meijer. Likes women with nice ass to waist ratios, Reese Cups, and watching Real Time with Bill Maher. Dislikes cigarettes, littering, and disobedient children.

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