The Female Epidemic: Boredom

Why is it so easy to have sex with women? Well, a lot of things come in to play, but one of the biggest factors to me is because they don’t have shit else to do. Ever heard that an idle mind is the devil’s playground? Well multiply that by 10 for a woman. Women starve to have something to get into and when they can’t, they settle for the next thing that comes along. I’m about to offend you, yes YOU, so exit the blog now if you’re sensitive…….

How should I start this one? Ok, let’s see here. For thousands of years, women grew up in a home with their fathers. They stayed there learning to cook, clean, and take care of a family until a young man came along and married them. At that point, she moved in with her husband and put into action what she’d been taught her whole life. She had children, she had community obligations, and she had her first family all to take care of and watch over. Well, those days are over, and the entire female population has been paying for it ever since.

At the time I wrote this, 3 out of my top 10 female friends on myspace had something about being BORED in their headlines. That means, either they’re at work, or some dude has a pretty good chance of getting on via the net now. Bored women are great targets. Fuck self-esteem, a bored “fine girl”, might give you the chance you’d never would have gotten if she could have just gotten one of her girls to out that night. She just can’t sit still, she HAS to get out tonight. The more females become obsessed with technology; computers, cell phones, PDA’s, etc… the more like to tell you how bored they are.

If your job is that boring, GET ANOTHER JOB.

How could you possibly be bored in this wonderful world? There is just so much to do. Literally, there are millions of things to explore and experience, but it’s because of our lack of wanting to step out of our small cycle of bullshit: the internet, bowling, movies, going out to eat, clubbing, and hanging with our friends. Such a boring life.

I’ve never heard my grandma say she was bored. Matter of fact, I’ve never heard a grown ass woman say she was bored. They just always have something to do, and when they don’t, they just relax and they’re fine with that. That ability to just sit the fuck down and be quiet is the difference between women who will wait for the right man to fall into their lives and the women who announce to every man willing to listen that they are bored, lonely, and in extreme need of some attention AKA ready to get fucked if your game is right.

Women are so ass backwards, they are even bored in groups. It’s retarded. There could be 4 girls sitting in a dorm room and they’re still bored. When some dudes I know and I are just sitting on the block, the most one will ask is, “yo, where the hoes at?” That’s usually coming from one of the dudes I don’t really know, because my small circle of male friends all have WOMEN ON DECK. It’s more so us not being able to decide which girl we want to see. But you know, niggas are the new bitches. Complaining, just sitting around doing nothing.
Anyway, I always know where one is, but they mean some, as in enough for all of us, and I don’t play matchmaker. One girl at a time in a controlled environment is how I keep my success rate up.

Which brings it back to the real thing women need not to be bored, MEN. Some women say they go out just to hang with their girls, just to get dressed up, not to meet men……well ummm, that’s a damn lie. Women could do that in their living room. They could go to the river and just talk and laugh, but they want to be seen, by other women, but most importantly by MEN. They want to be approached, even if they want to turn every guy down. They want to be stared at, even if they say they’re tired of guys looking at their ass.

Do men get bored? I guess so. I don’t deal with too many dudes, so I couldn’t tell you. The men I know aren’t ever bored. Probably because there are so many women to go see. Shit, some of us complain that there’s not enough time in the day just to see all the women we could.

So who’s really lonely out here? Well to me, there is NO woman lonelier than a single mom with kids. You’d think that her kids would keep her company, but nah, some moms just throw their kids in the backyard and hop on myspace. Obviously, they’d had male attention before and it seems like they starve for it even more. I’m not saying they’re easier to fuck, I’m just saying they love some attention more than other women I’ve met. Second to them would have to be college girls that live on campus. They STAY bored. Even with a full-time course load and a part-time job, they end up on webcam top-less for some dude they met in a chat room, lol. Better go sign up to be an AKA and do some volunteer work. Lastly, it would just be women who live alone in general. See, if you a girl lives with her mom and dad, the number of men she’ll let come to her house to chill with her will GREATLY decrease because she’s not going to let her family just see anybody. BUT, if she lives alone, with no kids, she can do whatever she wants without anyone there to judge her. GREEN LIGHT. So am I saying independence is bad, NOPE. But just keep in mind, women weren’t meant to live closed off lives. Matter of fact, people weren’t. But once again, technology has made it cool to just sit in the house for hours.

Even women with “boyfriends” always say they’re bored, which is a perfect way for a man to know that she’s willing to cheat if she’s just given some real attention. Trust me, I’ve done it before, A LOT. Lesson to the ladies, find something productive to do. Best believe, we’re always trying to find something to screw and you and your lack of shit to do makes a very easy target.

Ladies, why are you always bored? Is there nothing at work you could do to perhaps get you a promotion? Is there a small chance you could actually LISTEN when you’re in a lecture hall? How are you bored in a DIRTY HOUSE? I saw you on webcam, that room is fucking disgusting, clean up!!

Fellas, are you ever bored? If so, how? Do you ever find yourself fucking with girls you wouldn’t normally talk to because you’re bored?

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Author: The Undresser

Black, Single, and Not Looking. Enjoys grilled salmon, cold glasses of water, and grocery shopping at Meijer. Likes women with nice ass to waist ratios, Reese Cups, and watching Real Time with Bill Maher. Dislikes cigarettes, littering, and disobedient children.

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Britni

8/17/2009

I don’t understand this. You’re always so quick to pass judgement on women who fuck easily, but those are the types of women you have sex with. What are YOU going to do when women start taking your advice and decide to act like they have some self esteem?

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