Dope Girl Status

Go to youtube and type in “Joy Rd.” Joy Rd is one of the most ghetto, ignorant, trapping, Cartier jacking, streets in all of Detroit. It’s so hood, it should be on the eastside. I used to have a NO JOY RD residents rule, but as I grew older, I started to give people the benefit of the doubt. Dumb mistake.

I met a girl off of blackplanet a while back. She wasn’t really cute, but she was definitely thick and decent enough in the face to have sex with. Honestly, her face was ok, it was just her hair. It was that retarded amount of weave. The type of crazy weave that girls wear down south. Her smile was on point, titties sat nice, ass was out to here **spreads hands apart**, and she always dressed nice. We had a few convos in which I learned that she couldn’t leave out after 7 p.m. because she was wearing a tether. A tether on a bitch, I couldn’t believe it. She told me she was on parole until another court date. Charges? Drugs. LOTS OF THEM. RED LIGHT.

I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but I continued to talk to this girl. My bestfriend told me to leave her alone. Just being near her could lead to me being under surveillance as well. But I ignored common sense and kept talking to her. I’ve never fucked a bitch who was good with the scales before, it was just a weird experience.

So eventually I go over her house and we sit outside. We couldn’t pull to far away from the driveway because her ankle bracelet would start to beep, lol. We talked for a minute, blah, blah, blah……she started giving me head. Good head….GREAT HEAD. This bitch could blow something nice. I had just found myself a new frequent associate.

We had that go on a few more times, head in the whip in different places around her neighborhood. Eventually I went in her house and hit it, but her throwback game didn’t match the head skills. Finally, I realized time was up for this little fling, but I might as well get one more thing out of her…..a flick.

So I go over to her house, pick her up, and take her around the corner. I pull my camera out and she’s like…NO, NO, NO, NO. Damn. She’ll allow me to take pics, but no videos. GREEN LIGHT. All I did was turn the video recorder on, but still take pics (so she could hear that lil’ click noise when the pics go off). I made sure not to get her face in them, well not a lot of it, and some stuff like that.

“SOME HOW” the video of her sucking my dick ended up on a pretty popular homegrown website. I guess she saw it then she started to text, call, and message me. I had no idea why she was bitching until I clicked a link she sent me. Oh shit. Well I got the dudes to take the vid off, but she was still steaming. After so much bitching though, I asked her what now…..and she just said “nigga you mad foul for that, you already know I gets down….wait til I see you.” Oh wow, guess I can call her Tonya Montana. Bitch please, don’t threaten me. “It’s whatever shortie. I ain’t mean to do you foul, but you come around here looking for shit, you will find it”….I ended it with that.

I wasn’t really worried because she doesn’t know anything about me, other than my page on blackplanet. She never knew my name, just a nickname I made up at that time. She has never been to my house or anything. The one thing I worried about was her team. She had a group of girls she hung with that was like 12 deep….AND THEY WERE BAD. All she had to do was get one of them to start talking to me and set me up…I would have been a sitting duck with hard dick and my gun on the floor. At one point she told me that she had set a dudes car on fire before, not to mention her boyfriend is in prison right now for a murder.

It’s been 5 months since I last spoke to her and everytime I meet a girl that says she lives around Joy Rd, I dip. I can’t really be mad because I did completely violate her privacy, not to mention it was on the internet. I fucked up by fucking her and even more by lying to her, but damn…..don’t kill me. In this case though, whatever happens…happens. I’ve notified all the block dudes though, hopefully her ass in in jail by now, lol.

To the ladies and gents, would you fuck with someone if they sold drugs? If no, what if someone was on probation and had to wear a tether, would you still hang out with them, IN PUBLIC?

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Author: The Undresser

Black, Single, and Not Looking. Enjoys grilled salmon, cold glasses of water, and grocery shopping at Meijer. Likes women with nice ass to waist ratios, Reese Cups, and watching Real Time with Bill Maher. Dislikes cigarettes, littering, and disobedient children.

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paradigm7

2/19/2010

WOW You are coldblooded and freaking hilarious.

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