Fan Participation: Afrodite

uH NOTE: I decided to switch it up a bit this time and let one of the fans of the blogs do the the entry today. It’s her detailed account of what happened a few days ago. I only wish I had audio, but ah well. Enjoy.
What A Way to Open Up
On my way to the gym. My phone buzzes. Text message.
“I want you to blog about that” it says. From the Undresser. I’m real good at being contrary. “What are you talking about?” I respond. I send another “Off work. Headed to the gym. Call me if you’re not busy” Busy=screwing. But, I’m not worried. The Undresser always makes a little time for the chick with the Fro. Phone rings.
“About the other night” He says. “They need to read it from another point of view.” “What? Why don’t you blog about it? You know you are!!” “No, I’m not” he said. “I don’t want people to know who I am” I argue. He says something about me playing with my pussy LOL. IRRELEVANT…but, let slow this story down. Mmm. I told him I’d think about it. See. Me? I keep a blog. Very few people I know in real life know about it. Because I’m very open. But, not this open. Not as open as the Undresser can get me. And the things I do behind closed doors aren’t things I’ll share too often. Not even here. But, the joys of the internet…anonymity behind a screen. A beautiful thing y’all. A beautiful thing.
And I don’t know why it’s so hard for me to tell the Undresser “NO”…
UH and I speak to one another at least once or twice a week. He’s told me before that he wanted me on the phone while he got down with one of the chicks. I can be a bit of a nosey voyeur, but that ain’t nobody else’s business. And I can’t lie. That post about Jazz had me weak. I love to hear a man cum. Something about the growl in the Undresser sent me to my pleasure palace hideaway and I went to town on my damn self. Me, myself, and my thoughts…my bad yall. Flashback.
Moving right along though. Tuesday night my phone rings. I see his name. I almost don’t answer. Dammit, the Golden Girls is on!! I love those old white girls!! But, because we always have good conversation, I seldom ever miss an undressed call.
“Hello?”
The conversation starts out with me asking about the status of the blog. Thing was crashed and I was feening for my daily undressed fix. I’d even take a Hate2Love post. LOL. We chit chat and small talk and he got me giggling and ish.
“Both of y’all giggling at the same time” he says.
“Who?”
“Jabs”
“Hey Jabs!!” He tells her I said hello. She may have said hello back, I really don’t remember.
Undresser and I continue to chat and I hear him talking to Jabs. And then I hear her moaning. So I stop talking. Listen. “What are y’all doing? Are you serious?? Call me when you’re done! I’m hanging up” “Why both of y’all trying to act all shy?” he asks. Jabs giggles. I giggle. He strokes.
By this time, I’m horny as hell. He keeps stroking Jabs, talking that goodness that I love to hear. Asking her if she likes it, if she wants it, is it good? And I’m laid out across my bed legs spread imagining that its me he’s asking instead of her. Actually, I think his nasty behind WAS talking to me, . I whisper to him “Is it good baby? Tell me.” And of course, he does. I keep telling him I’m gonna hang up and I never do. He hands the phone to Jabs and tells her to tell me how good it is and she says she can’t. He puts me on speaker and I tell them “Yall aint shit and I hate the both of you.” I mean I’m trying to get undressed too!! And they just keep going at it…and so do I.
My ears do not deceive. He stroked her (and me) to orgasm at least twice while I was on the phone. And he came. He came hard in my ear. While he fucked Jabs, I imagined that he was inside me. A little while later (Round 3 or 4, can’t remember) he said Jabs was getting mad and he had to go…
dammit.
I slept like a breast fed baby though.
I know. This isn’t as juicy as his. I’m sorry folks. I don’t have the Zane-like capabilities. I wasn’t expecting to be given a surprise assignment with it. Details are sketchy from my view…to be honest, I blanked out and was doing my own thing to the music in my ear. Next time, I’ll pay a lot more attention. Might even let him record…the vocals. LOL. I promise. But, UH you can always do a follow up post and ink in the details that I left out.
You can do whatever you want baby.
I won’t tell you no.
uh NOTE: Real shit. Jabs can confirm it, as her freaky ass was there, lol. Check out afrodites blog at http://afroditeundressed.blogspot.com/




43 Comments
7/17/2009
lol …wowwwww…ive never heard of any1 doing that but effin wit uH…u can expect anything…im kinda jealous tho,i wana try dat (sucking teeth)
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7/17/2009
Where do you find these chicks at? Never once have a wanted to hear a man that I am having sex with, ex another girl. Let alone listen and get off on it. Too each it's own though I guess.
Follow my blog too. i may have to post about how freaky women are for the right man. LOL
http://www.reminiscingonme.blogspot.com
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7/17/2009
lol…its nice to know i'm not the only depraved mind that does stuff like this
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7/17/2009
Ummm no I didn't like this post. I guess everybody's different *shrugs shoulders*
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7/17/2009
ummm……..WHAT??? If you are going to post from the other side then let her post HER HAVING SEX WITH YOU….not listening to you have sex. TELL JABS TO POST THEN…I mean if you going to do it …..do it right!!! ..lol
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July 17th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
No worries. It's coming. This was just a lil foreplay. No different than watching a flick.
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7/17/2009
I wanna know why so many chicks on your d*ck i guess the girls can respond. He is not the onlu man out here have some standards and respect for yourselves ladies DANG and we wonder why our men f’ed up cuz we let them do shit like this.
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July 18th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
One might think that ANY woman who knows of uH's lifestyle BEFORE laying with him and STILL lets him get the pussy has no standards or self esteem. WRONG. uH is an amazingly intelligent young man who is refreshingly honest and unapologetic about his life and his actions. Most dudes don't even have the finess, cleverness or understanding of the opposite sex (or of themselves for that matter) to IMAGINE uH's escapades with the opposite sex, let alone bring them to life. And while uH is alil harsh and unforgiving @ times (hint hint lol), his unique disposition is immensely pleasurable to engage in, wiether the activity takes place laying down or sitting up.
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7/17/2009
im with the missus…
im the jealous one; im not tryna be on the other end of the phone, ion wanna hear that shit.
butttt to each his or her own. im kinda mad that hes smooove ass pulled this ish off tho.
like dayyuuum UH, you got it like that??? smh, i underestimated you. [period]
im gonna go search for a flight to detriot now, since im in richmond that should be difficult. cause RIC succcccks.
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July 17th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
u already know we can get it poppin' ANYTIME.
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July 18th, 2009 at 4:26 am
=)
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7/17/2009
I would've done the same thing Afrodite did. The audio you post on here makes my panties wet. So, to hear you sexing another chick, I would've been all up in the Vicki Secrets. Maybe because, any sounds of sex can turn me on. But, I would've rather had the real thing too but, I suppose I'm just not that privileged anymore. LOl.
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July 17th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
oh my bad shortie, I've just been busy and your schedule is….not after so and so. You know, right after I work, I'm looking to squirt….and I can only take "I'm not free" so many times before I stop trying.
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7/18/2009
lol…freeky
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7/18/2009
UNDRESSINGHER PLEASE PLEASE have sex with Feds so you can stop throwing innuendos on here. I mean her coochie is in your hands, you just have to accept. geez!
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7/18/2009
CORRECTION: I meant so SHE can stop throwing innuendos on these posts.
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7/18/2009
UNDRESSINGHER PLEASE PLEASE have sex with Feds so she can stop throwing innuendos on here. I mean her coochie is in your hands, you just have to accept. geez!
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July 18th, 2009 at 4:18 am
lol ahaha
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July 18th, 2009 at 6:50 am
Been there. Did that.
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July 18th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
ummm……I've already had sex with Feds.
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July 19th, 2009 at 7:24 am
I see your point.
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7/18/2009
very well put;
i personally dont agree with everrrrything said on here;
but to contradict my self i love it all at the same time, its intersting [in my eyes] && if everyone in here though && felt and acted the same way this shit would be od boring. ionno if anyone pays attention to my own personal section of this blog, but it says, "to each his or her own"
it crazy how some ppl can come in here && runn offff wit the fingers but whooole time feds bein so called "on his nuts"…. this is what they came to read…
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7/18/2009
I agree w/ Afrodite, responding to every comment does make it appear like you need 3rd party approval. Most people will NEVER understand how a female can KNOW how uH chooses to lead his life and STILL be attracted to him after the fact. Ignore the criticism and continue to do you!
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7/19/2009
THIS POST WAS OKAY. I WOULD RATHER HEARHER POST AFTER U GUYS HAD SEX SO WE "THE READERS" CAN EXPIERNCE ITS FROM THE WOMEN UR HAVIN SEX WITH .IS UR SEX GAME AS TIGHT AS U SAYS IT IS. AAAAAAAAHHHHH HELL I JUST WANT TO KNOW CAN U SLING IT WTH THE BEST OF THEM.
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July 19th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
I never said my sex game was tight, as I've posted plenty of times when the sex was BORING. I even posted the woman who said "she did not enjoy it at all." I tried to get Therapist and another one of my old A-Team members to write a blog, since they write SO WELL, but they keep bullshitting.
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July 19th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
OMG!!! ok i guess ill get it to you later today. But to answer luvmithrillpill…his sex game is on point, but like with anything done between two people there has to be a connection or some kind of chemistry in order for things to work. While some may think he is weak in bed, he and I would have sex multiple times a day almost everyday (except weekends), and I enjoyed every single time (almost…lol..you know what time Im talking bout). Well I will complete the blog and get it to you Mr., since I see readers are actually asking for it!
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7/19/2009
Im in shock! I thought uH swore that he wouldn’t let any ‘outsider’ write an entry. Im proud of his little milestone achievement {clapping}.
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7/19/2009
I understand where you all are coming from with my comment (and correction….I know I read the post about her and him and oral sex….not sex so my bad I didn't know they had sex) ALL im saying is there is NOTHING wrong with trying to get some, etc. BUT DAMN YALL LADIES JUST SEEM SO THIRSTY FOR IT…Feds, can go after it but her comments she throws out here make her seem so pressed….like she is dying for him to acknowledge her and sex her again….damn have some pride about your shit. You can want the dick but damn stand tall…don't make it seem like you have to worthy of him to fuck you…shit should be the other way around.
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July 19th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
lmao @ the thought of me every being pressed for some pussy. As I've told every woman I've dealt with, sex is nothing to me. The women I like and want to be around are there because of non-sexual reasons. The sex is just a much needed bonus.
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July 19th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
Undressing her….no offense, but you are contradicting yourself SEX IS EVERYTHING TO YOU!!!! When you like and want to be around the women
THAT is the much needed bonus! …
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July 19th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
GOODNIGHT. I DONT WANT TO SCREW THE UDRESSER, I JUST ENJOY HIS BLOG. I JUST WANT O KNOW WHAT THE SEX IS LIKE FROM A FEMALES POINTOF VIEW
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7/19/2009
LADIES GET YOUR MIND RIGHT……LADIES GET YOUR MIND RIGHT!!!
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7/19/2009
Undressingher….no offense, but you are contradicting yourself SEX IS EVERYTHING TO YOU!!!! When you like and want to be around the women
THAT is the much needed bonus! …
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7/21/2009
Sure I am working on an assumption here but it is a pretty good hunch since I have had numerous women from all over the country send me pics to my phone or my email. And I mean butt ass naked pics showing everything, and I don't have a blog to turn them on mentally. But it's all in the conversation to make someone do what you want. So props to you undresser keep slaying them.lol
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7/22/2009
mmmmm i am jealous…….for real…..
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July 22nd, 2009 at 4:50 pm
jealous of what……I saw those pics of you on Halloween last year…….I'm the one missing out. DAMN.
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July 22nd, 2009 at 8:03 pm
lol…….thanx……but i havent been a relationship in almost 3 year……let alone some good releaselike that……..lol……soo yeah im jealous……
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7/23/2009
So IF you get married, will your views on sex change? Just curious
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July 23rd, 2009 at 12:02 pm
*smh*
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July 23rd, 2009 at 1:07 pm
what are my views on sex now?
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July 24th, 2009 at 12:30 am
Well, from what you said above sex is nothing to you really. So do you think it will become something to you if you get married? Or will you just focus on your mate's personality and the way they carry themselves?
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7/26/2009
i wonder does UH wake up every morning, look in the mirror, and realize how lucky he is to be on a pedestal like that lol. anybody else would not be able to pull off 0.1 % of the stuff he does
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7/30/2009
this muthaphucka is on some HBO series shit for real! Someone needs to get this dude a contact there and make this shit into a series cuz between his entries, the other chics, and his mans occasionally, this is some good ass edge of your seat wish you were there reality tv entertainment. I WISH I could do one chic and have another on the phone gettin off to it. What man doesn’t??? Again my hat’s off to this dude.
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